Definitions by Grampy Ron

Peter woodbridge 

This man is so cold that he can make a group of girls in leeds surround him and tell him to fuck off. His main source of income is gettin his bollocs out on of with his boo. His penis has the shaft of a black man and the size of a tie lady boys but also quite efficient.

Group of girls: omfg its peter woodbridge get him gone

Peter woodbridge by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

Hayden allen 

Yo bro can a man borrow a cig. Ye cheers bro. I aint drivin, i might just not go.

Hayden allen you guna get a round in? No oh well

Hayden allen by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

Robbie reoch 

Where is he, have u seen him, where could he be, been months

Robbie reoch MIA

Robbie reoch by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

Ben richards 

Bingelton or fit ben is a man who is larger than life. Hes so large infact that the nw of england has been sinking a meter a year since his birth in 2005.

Fit with no personality aka ben richards aka juggernaut

Ben richards by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

Will lowe 

Brother went chowin down on the clams of the superstar stiky viky and then rocked back to the hotel in his rocky shirt and fedora to get large and incharge with the lasses in maccies

Will lowe is a real lucky man he went to the love shak with sticky viky

Will lowe by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

Josh watts 

Uses the snorkel dance to rizz up fatties and his favourite place is the red lion in benidorm seein his shmukums stiky viky

Did you hear about that josh watts fella, ye he danced his way on to the end of -3 enoras toung

Josh watts by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

jack hunter 

Jack hunter/jiggle back is a beast of a creature. With his manly stature he is commonly described as built for purpose and is regularly seen doin eviction jobs for nigel farage(brexit means brexit)

Hey man, miguel has been pissin me off lately we need jack hunter to take him away

jack hunter by Grampy Ron January 17, 2024