Grampy Ron's definitions

jack hunter

Jack hunter/jiggle back is a beast of a creature. With his manly stature he is commonly described as built for purpose and is regularly seen doin eviction jobs for nigel farage(brexit means brexit)

Hey man, miguel has been pissin me off lately we need jack hunter to take him away

by Grampy Ron January 17, 2024

Steve wales

Now a STEVE WALES is a rarther large creature who really packs a punch. He can be found lurking in the woodies in the dale. He runs off stella and his following of the ukip party. He has a union jack outside his house and a large hound named borris.

Oh shit is that Steve Wales, quick hide taj

by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022

Tom wales

A field in arnside need i say more

Ayo whats goin on in that field is that tom wales

by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022

Josh knox

This man forcefully puts himself ontop of unwanting women and if hes lucky and she actually wants it (shes a minger) he might get a few/5 fingers up his fudge hole

(Pov a fat girl) oh ye last night i sliped all 5 fingers in josh knox

by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022

wozny

This is a race of extraordinary people who are superior in everyway. They are lead by queen agnus, prince phill and Princess olivia.

Tho become a wozny i must marry domo

by Grampy Ron June 16, 2021

Josh watts

Uses the snorkel dance to rizz up fatties and his favourite place is the red lion in benidorm seein his shmukums stiky viky

Did you hear about that josh watts fella, ye he danced his way on to the end of -3 enoras toung

by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

Will lowe

Brother went chowin down on the clams of the superstar stiky viky and then rocked back to the hotel in his rocky shirt and fedora to get large and incharge with the lasses in maccies

Will lowe is a real lucky man he went to the love shak with sticky viky

by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024