love stains

What Neill Ptrick Harris left in the back of Harold's car in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."
by gramaticon July 29, 2005
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Putin

The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)
Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!
by gramaticon July 31, 2005
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bats in the belfry

An antiquated term for insanity, madness. Belfry: the top of a bell tower on a church, where the bell is housed. Often infested with bats, who enjoy the darkness and seclusion of the place.
She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare.
by gramaticon August 02, 2005
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piggy skank

Jeannie's a fucking piggy skank is what she is.
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cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.
They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.
by gramaticon July 29, 2005
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owls in the loft

Thorozine: gets the owls out of the loft.
by gramaticon August 02, 2005
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squirrels in the attic

Madness, insanity, deluision.
He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.
by gramaticon August 02, 2005
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