Definitions by Gramaticon

urine fiend 

One who has a pee fetish. One who derives erotic pleasure from urinating on other people. One who likes to administer golden showers.

R. Kelly, notorious for having sex with, peeing all over underage girls.

urine fiend by gramaticon July 23, 2008

soup strainer moustache 

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.

Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.

soup strainer moustache by gramaticon July 21, 2008

love stains 

What Neill Ptrick Harris left in the back of Harold's car in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."

love stains by gramaticon July 20, 2008

cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.

They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.

cieling mounted bong by gramaticon July 20, 2008

louis napoleon 

A moustache and goatee, usually pointed and well groomed.

Think Trent Reznor back when he had a goatee.

louis napoleon by gramaticon August 28, 2005

Putin

The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)

Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!

Putin by gramaticon August 28, 2005

renfair 

Reneissance Fair, a gathering for geeky types, who like to dress in Reneissance and Medieval costume, listen to Medieval music and pretend it's 1340 all over again.

Let's go to the Renfair and drink some fake mead.

renfair by gramaticon August 28, 2005