swagger

A way of walking, normally showing authority. To swagger is to walk with presence. There are several different kinds of swagger...

The Tesco Bag Swagger - to walk with clenched fists at waist height while swaying as though carrying heavy grocery bags in each hand.

The Terminator - To walk as though rigid, with no swaying whatsoever and as though an android on a mission.

DinGaf - ¨Do not give a f***¨ swagger - To walk without a care in the world, people get in your way... not a problem!

There are many more...

by Gr8 February 02, 2009

wurnae

(Scottish) A word used instead of "were not" creating an amalgamation of the two words it is replacing. It is normally used as a statement of disbelief.

Pronounced: wur-nay

Friend 1 - "Ah wis oan the telly last night." (I was on TV last night.)
Friend 2 - "Naw ye wurnae!" (No you were not.)

Friend 1 - "Ah wis born wi' two willies." (I was born with two male appendages.)
Friend 2 - "Dinnae talk pish ya dafty." (Stop telling lies, you silly person you.)
Friend 1 - "But ah really wis!" (I jest you not, 'tis the truth!)
Friend 2 - "Naw you wurnae, get tae fuck!" (No you were not, begone from here!)

by Gr8 February 20, 2008

Shmasual

An amalgamation of the two words "smart" and "casual" used to describe casual dress ware.

I need some shmasual shoes to go with these jeans.

The dress code is smart / casual... do these look shmasual to you?

by Gr8 October 12, 2010

Shoogely

(Scottish) When something makes you shake or bounce at random and sometimes quite violently.

"Those pot holes on the road are going to make the drive to work quite shoogely!"

by Gr8 October 28, 2007

Moagerd

(West Coast Scottish) To be completely and utterly (I don't know what I did last night), drunk.

Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)

Ah wis moagerd last night pal!
Yer moagerd yah dobber!

Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk

by Gr8 November 07, 2010

knee bangers

When a lady gets so old that her breasts sag all the way down to her knees, they then stop being breasts as such and become "knee bangers". Another tell tale sign is when you shout, "Show us your tits!", they must lift their skirt in order to do so.

(Can also be spelt as one word - "kneebangers")

"Those knee bangers make her look like she has four arms!"
"Yeah you're happy know because they're big and firm, just wait until your older... when she turns sharply, you'll get some knee bangers to the face..."

by Gr8 January 17, 2008

Gie us a gobble

(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.

"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?

"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!

by Gr8 August 20, 2009