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The Crisco Crippler

When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat
Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.
by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022
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Sniffing The See Saw

The act of 5x opening UTG off of 23 bigs with 64o
There goes Ubetin sniffing the See Saw again. I got him to fold. What a faggot.
by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021
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Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt
Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night
by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021
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Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset
The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid
by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024
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Blitz

Sean fucked a tranny in the blitz and it felt great
by Gossip Gary November 29, 2021
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Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell
There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon
by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018
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Oakdale Musket

When you crush up an instant adderall, sprinkle it on your penis, and have anal sex
Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket
by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019
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