Definitions by Goosey Goose

Prodigal Dung 

A previously flushed shit that floats it’s way back up into the toilet.

I sat down to take another dump and noticed the return of the prodigal dung from 30 minutes ago.

Prodigal Dung by Goosey Goose September 28, 2020

Chuburban 

Description of a community surrounding a city that is full of fat people.

Chuburban communities are so depressing. No one is out walking or running, they just stay inside all day long eating and watching TV.

Chuburban by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020

Chuburban 

Describes areas outside of a city that are teeming with fat people who don’t exercise.

Chuburban neighborhoods are so depressing. There’s never anyone out exercising, they all just sit inside, eating and watching TV.

Chuburban by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020

Hungle 

A man’s genitalia when it consists of a huge pecker and gigantic, never manicured bush.

Dude walked into the shower sporting quite a hungle, not sure how he gets his girlfriend to go down on that hairy mess, but at least he’s got a 10 inch dick that can escape it.

Hungle by Goosey Goose August 26, 2020

Blacksnake Moan 

A porn movie that could have been made about women getting pounded by a black dude with a horse dick.

I watched Blacksnake Moan and felt really substandard.

Blacksnake Moan by Goosey Goose August 26, 2020

Shark eyes

The look a girl gets when her eyes roll back into her head while swallowing a cock, resembling a shark’s eye lids that cover their eyes when biting.

When she gives head she gets shark eyes.

Shark eyes by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020

Sqwinch 

The clenching of one’s anus in order to keep from shitting oneself.

I thought I was about to fart but at the last second I had to sqwinch to keep from shitting my pants.

Sqwinch by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020