2 definitions by GoofyNoofyIRL

Poonis

A hairy fucker who has a penis covered in warts and fungus. Can also be someone who has a tremendous amount of STIs

Beck "Jack is so sexy"
Bethany "What?! He is a poonis!"
Beck "Eww. Nevermind"

by GoofyNoofyIRL July 29, 2020

Perfect is a subjective word to describe something that couldn't possibly get better.

Hi James
Yo. Isn't Lexia perfect?
She sure is!

by GoofyNoofyIRL April 10, 2021