Goofball2020's definitions

Hair Führer

The official title of Orange Caligula

Trump: My billionaire banker buddies need special tax breaks!
Ryan: Jawohl, Hair Führer!

by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017

Tyrannosaurus rump

T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain

Fossil evidence suggests that Tyrannosaurus rump used its ridiculously tiny hands to grab pussies

by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017

racismism

The belief that all of America's problems are exclusively attributable to racism

Rev. Barber's latent racismism was showing when he argued, "denying healthcare is racist.... attacking immigrants is racist... denying a living wage is racist."

by Goofball2020 May 7, 2018

gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020

T.rump

Tyrannosaurus rump

T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain

by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017

wokesturbation

When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.

Tahini Panini Coates was arrested today on charges of lewd and disorderly public wokesturbation

by Goofball2020 June 10, 2022

racismism

The belief that all of America's problems are only attributable to racism

-Barber's MLK Day sermon flirted with racismism when he argued, "denying healthcare is racist, attacking immigrants is racist, denying a living wage is racist"

-Khan-Cullors put forward the racismistic argument that, "if you live in this country, if you're born and raised as a white person, you most definitely are racist."

-Vox will soon change its name to the Journal of Racismist Studies

-The trouble with racismism is that if everything's racist, nothing is racist

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2018