T.rump

T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain
by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017
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wokesturbation

When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.
Tahini Panini Coates was arrested today on charges of lewd and disorderly public wokesturbation
by Goofball2020 June 10, 2022
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Iniquitist

An asshole who believes that grotesque wealth inequality is a normal, inevitable, or even desirable feature of modern democracies
A New Yorker article described Bob Mercer as a disgusting iniquitist parasite who thinks it would be OK to turn the poor into cat food
by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017
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organized money

Financiers, corporatists, trust fund babies, and other elites who are hell-bent on turning America into a plutocratic kleptocracy.
"We know now that government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob." -Franklin D. Roosevelt on the eve of his landslide 1936 re-election victory
by Goofball2020 February 14, 2017
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Hair Führer

The official title of Orange Caligula
Trump: My billionaire banker buddies need special tax breaks!
Ryan: Jawohl, Hair Führer!
by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017
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gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter
When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you
by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020
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Shitter

The social media platform Donald Trump uses to send out mindless twits
-Trump sat on the shitter and used the Shitter app to twit out some more ridiculous birdcrap

-Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"
by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018
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