22 definitions by Goofball2020

An incompetent, stupid, useless, embarrassing, and/or self-destructive tweet. See: covfefe
Donald Trump sat down on the toilet and hacked out yet another mindless twit
by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018
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An gender-sensitive epithet referring to a bitchx who's acting like a total assholex
Jair Bolsonaro is a Latinx American leader who frequently acts like rancid cuntx
by Goofball2020 May 23, 2020
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The social media platform Donald Trump uses to send out mindless twits
-Trump sat on the shitter and used the Shitter app to twit out some more ridiculous birdcrap

-Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"
by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018
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T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain
by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017
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dumb ass white people so gullible they believe any lame conspiracy theory you throw at them
that guy’s such a Trump-voter he actually sent money to a Nigerian prince!
by Goofball2020 August 14, 2016
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T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain
Fossil evidence suggests that Tyrannosaurus rump used its ridiculously tiny hands to grab pussies
by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017
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When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.
Tahini Panini Coates was arrested today on charges of lewd and disorderly public wokesturbation
by Goofball2020 June 10, 2022
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