racismism

The theory that all of America's problems are only attributable to racism

Rev. William Barber II flirted with racismism when he claimed, "Denying healthcare is racist.... Denying a living wage is racist."

by Goofball2020 May 07, 2018

wokesturbation

When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.

Tahini Panini Coates was arrested today on charges of lewd and disorderly public wokesturbation

by Goofball2020 June 10, 2022

Deplorablism

The wishful belief that calling bigots deplorable will somehow make them less bigoted

Even after losing in a way that put bigots in the White House, Congress, Supreme Court, most statehouses, and governorships, the Democrats still ain't woke to the fact that deplorablism doesn't work

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017

Fawkes News

Fox News is a treasonous coup-plotting “news" network dedicated to overthrowing the democratically elected government of the United States

On January 6th, Fawkes News seditiously encouraged its guys to plant doody-bombs in the halls of Congress

by Goofball2020 January 30, 2022

twit

An incompetent, stupid, useless, embarrassing, and/or self-destructive tweet. See: covfefe

Donald Trump sat down on the toilet and hacked out yet another mindless twit

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

T.rump

Tyrannosaurus rump

T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain

by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017

Siberian prince

a political scam artist who uses lame conspiracy theories to attract votes from dumb ass white people too gullible to realize they're being conned. see also: nigerian prince

Dearly One,

You email is compromised by brown foreigns who took merican jobs. Gimme a break and send password and bank account details to help build yooge wall and make sure titties from the gummint don't get you guns!

Sincere,
Siberian Prince

by Goofball2020 August 14, 2016