Goofball2020's definitions

Iniquitist

An asshole who believes that grotesque wealth inequality is a normal, inevitable, or even desirable feature of modern democracies

A New Yorker article described Bob Mercer as a disgusting iniquitist parasite who thinks it would be OK to turn the poor into cat food

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017

cuntx

An gender-sensitive epithet referring to a bitchx who's acting like a total assholex

Jair Bolsonaro is a Latinx American leader who frequently acts like rancid cuntx

by Goofball2020 May 23, 2020

Hair Führer

The official title of Orange Caligula

Trump: My billionaire banker buddies need special tax breaks!
Ryan: Jawohl, Hair Führer!

by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017

bankerlover

A politician who kisses the asses of the 1%

The bankerlover's paid speech drew cheers and applause from the audience at Goldman Sachs

by Goofball2020 January 22, 2017

Deplorepistemology

The tribal belief that calling people irredeemably deplorable will win elections

After losing the election, Democrats puzzlingly doubled-down in orgy of deplorepistemology

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017

Bigotocentrism

The bigoted view that bigotry explains everything

Calling your political opponents a basket of deplorables is a classic example of bigotocentrism

Vox is considering changing its name to the Journal of Bigotocentric Studies

by Goofball2020 June 1, 2018

Deplorablism

The wishful belief that calling bigots deplorable will somehow make them less bigoted

Even after losing in a way that put bigots in the White House, Congress, Supreme Court, most statehouses, and governorships, the Democrats still ain't woke to the fact that deplorablism doesn't work

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017