Goober's definitions

Wankchop

A complete tosser, usually driving a peny-envy car

"Fuckin' wankchop just cut me up!!"

by Goober May 13, 2005

googletelligence

To have the knowledge how to search on google.

Wow...your googletelligence was great finding that info.

by goober September 9, 2004

AFFC

Acronym for "A Feast for Crows," the fourth book in George R. R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" series (ASOIAF), a series that owns more than anything in the history of the multiverse has ever owned.

OMFG when the FUCK does AFFC come out?

by goober June 9, 2004

Smallville

The best TV show in the whole world, with the hottest guy in the whole world.

Person one: Hey, is that Smallville you're watching?
Person two: Yeah, isn't it the best show in the world?
Person one: OMG, Tom Welling is the hottest guy on Earth, and Krypton!

by Goober January 24, 2005

Satisfacation

satis-fa-cation
combination of satisfy and satisfaction.

:to cause (someone) to be happy or pleased
: a happy or pleased feeling because of something that you did or something that happened to you
: the act of providing what is needed or desired : the act of satisfying a need or desire
: a result that deals with a problem or complaint in an acceptable way
:to feel good or at ease when a job or task is done properly or complete.

-You can't get any satisfacation when something is done poorly or half way.
-There is no satisfacation in loosing.
-I complained to customer service about the bad service but didn't get any satisfacation.
-I feel a great deal of satisfacation when helping others.

by GOOBER May 14, 2015

snurglemorphs

verbally insulting something without using vulger term or a term that means something else such as sucks, blows, or bites

homework snuglemorphs

by goober June 12, 2004