GoinRoje's definitions

fartcork

(noun) - a large volume of flatulence that once released (accompanied by tear-causing, noxious fumes sure to make anyone gag,) heralds at best. the arrival of a ginormous baby arm of a turd or at worst, the hot liquid death of explosive, sphincter-burning diarrhea. This poop-blocking fart must be held in at the expense of painful, stabbing bowel cramps lest the horrors of this diseased colon be unleashed upon the world. Elderly European women make the sign of the cross when such a foul harbinger of doom is heard or smelled, milk will spoil, small children and those of weak constitutions will cry and the lids of indoor mausoleums and sarcophogi will crack open, spilling the corpses interred within. It's bad. Real bad. When the Great Seal of the corkfart is broken, hell will reign upon the Earth.

"Sweet Baby Jesus, what IS that smell? Hast thou released.. the fartcork? Lord in Heaven deliver us from.. gAk! CAN'T.. breathe..!"

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

myoochoobatooch

noun. an occasion where two people "mutual" (exchange work tours,) then one of them takes an excused absence.
verb. the act of taking part in or requesting such an occasion.

"He's going to take a myoochoobatooch."

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

aysa-hole

noun. a person whose behavior is so selfish, vulgar and disturbing as to mark them as being far beyond the definition of merely being an asshole.

"What.. an Aysa-HOLE! That guy parked his Cadillac Douchecalade across two handicapped spots!"

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

Douchecalade

noun. The premiere vehicle for selfish douchebags. These are usually observed tailgating schoolbuses, driving in bus lanes and occupying fire lanes and handicapped spots while the non-handicapped driver emerges wearing socks and sandals and shuffles to get an energy drink or some vape cartridges.

"Oh, LOOK! That Douchecalade just drove up a street the wrong way to avoid a light. Shocker."

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021