GoinRoje's definitions

cumbleet

verb. To finish ejaculating in the most ball-draining manner until not a drop of semen remains.

"He cumbleeted onto her funbags until he was totally empty."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021

Tears of My Enemies

noun. a delightful beverage to be sipped while cackling evilly or just fun to watch as they stream down the cheeks of the broken wretches you have utterly defeated. These may be gathered after activities such as revealing a bun in the oven is your doing, opening a giant can of whoop-ass or targeting an uncooperative captive's homeworld with planet-destroying lasers from a fully armed and operational battlestation.

"I don't always drink the Tears of My Enemies but when I do.. I hear their dying echoes.."

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

Dunjinmasta

(noun.) - a title given to or assumed by a person running a tabletop roleplaying game experience. This person is assumed to know most (if not all) of the rules, own the game books and must be committed to creating an immersive and interactive fantasy world. This person will also dispense imaginary beatdowns to your beloved characters and cackle with glee when rolling critical hits against them. See also: DM

"Ohh, holy crap! The Dunjinmasta rolled natural 20s on both of those attacks! Your tits got lit!"

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

weaquels

noun. Any of the Star Wars prequels or sequels, numbered Episodes 1 - 3 and 7 - 9. These movies proved that George Lucas had lost touch with the franchise, become a soulless hack and passed the torch to deficient assheads to figuratively rape and murder a beloved intellectual property.

"I think there a tiny bits of the weaquels that are cool, but overall they're a collection of poorly written trash. They stink worse than I imagine Rancor diarrhea would. I think by far the worst scene is when Luke drinks blue tiddie milk right from the source."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021