aysa-hole

noun. a person whose behavior is so selfish, vulgar and disturbing as to mark them as being far beyond the definition of merely being an asshole.
"What.. an Aysa-HOLE! That guy parked his Cadillac Douchecalade across two handicapped spots!"
by GoinRoje July 01, 2021
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kawfee

noun. Eastern Tri-state pronunciation a heavily caffeinated beverage made from heated coffee beans and water, served hot or sometimes with ice at a ridiculous price from a pretentious chain location or skanky, drive-thru donuteria.
May also contain sweeteners such as sugar or sucralose (or agave nectar if you're a fancypants) and some form of processed, bovine teat juice, such as "haffenhaff."
"That hewa spelled my name wrong on my ice kawfee!"
by GoinRoje May 05, 2021
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Douchecalade

noun. The premiere vehicle for selfish douchebags. These are usually observed tailgating schoolbuses, driving in bus lanes and occupying fire lanes and handicapped spots while the non-handicapped driver emerges wearing socks and sandals and shuffles to get an energy drink or some vape cartridges.
"Oh, LOOK! That Douchecalade just drove up a street the wrong way to avoid a light. Shocker."
by GoinRoje July 01, 2021
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mufftarkin

noun. A person, possibly a friend or ex-friend, who completely blows up your chances of entering a vagina, causing millions of sperm voices to suddenly cry out in terror and suddenly become silent.
"I would have tapped that if mufftarkin over here didn't tell her about the time I sharted myself in the gym."
by GoinRoje December 12, 2021
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