noun. a person whose behavior is so selfish, vulgar and disturbing as to mark them as being far beyond the definition of merely being an asshole.
by GoinRoje July 01, 2021
noun. Eastern Tri-state pronunciation a heavily caffeinated beverage made from heated coffee beans and water, served hot or sometimes with ice at a ridiculous price from a pretentious chain location or skanky, drive-thru donuteria.
May also contain sweeteners such as sugar or sucralose (or agave nectar if you're a fancypants) and some form of processed, bovine teat juice, such as "haffenhaff."
May also contain sweeteners such as sugar or sucralose (or agave nectar if you're a fancypants) and some form of processed, bovine teat juice, such as "haffenhaff."
by GoinRoje May 05, 2021
noun. The premiere vehicle for selfish douchebags. These are usually observed tailgating schoolbuses, driving in bus lanes and occupying fire lanes and handicapped spots while the non-handicapped driver emerges wearing socks and sandals and shuffles to get an energy drink or some vape cartridges.
by GoinRoje July 01, 2021
noun. A person, possibly a friend or ex-friend, who completely blows up your chances of entering a vagina, causing millions of sperm voices to suddenly cry out in terror and suddenly become silent.
"I would have tapped that if mufftarkin over here didn't tell her about the time I sharted myself in the gym."
by GoinRoje December 12, 2021