Gohn Gardenza's definitions

cumbuggy

A small white car that can fit up to 10 passengers.
The name 'Cumbuggy' refers to the semen colour of the car and containment of its 'messengers' the sperm.

A: Yesterday I was riding in my cumbuggy .
B: What, you and your whole family.

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

dumping

The process of defocating faeces.

A: Extreme pain is sometime involved when contracting the dump (faecal matter)Dumping.

by Gohn Gardenza November 24, 2007

cum baguette

When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}

A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

lin lin torido

An extension of the acronym LIN which means laughing eternally. Lin lin torido is the ultimate form of lin, in which a small laugh may actually escape the person, as they go internally berserk with laughter. It is a way of expressing extreme internal laughter while still incorporating the popular expression of 'LIN'.

A:'Witch weigh' did you say?
B: BAHR, BAHR, lin lin torido!

by Gohn Gardenza October 8, 2008

cum toast

When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.

This morning I was peckish so I decided to have some cum toast

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

macca

Macca is a legend.

Refer to maccer
Macca is such a legend everyone knows macca is a legend

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

the chaser

An Australian comedy group comprised of (in no particular order) Chris Taylor, Chas Licciardello, Craig Reucassel, Julian Morrow, Andrew Hansen, Charles Firth and Dominic Knight. They have made various shows on the ABC, but are most well known for shows such as 'CNNNN' and 'The Chaser's War on Everything.'

"The Chaser is a very funny comedy group, who make various shows such as the very funny 'Chaser's War on Everything' - A satirical, sketch based, parody, current affair show.

by Gohn Gardenza October 7, 2007