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Definitions by Gohn Gardenza

glad wrap 

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?
Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.
glad wrap by Gohn Gardenza January 25, 2008
1: The term used to describe ejaculation after suffering extreme trauma. If you are stepped on in the groin, and squirt a little out, you've been hendoed.
2: Tom Henderson, an extremely famous philanthropist living in the South Australian area.
3: A swag belonging to the latter.
A: A brick is dropped on your groin, this may result in ejaculation due to trauma, this is a Hendo.

B: Hendo is legend (amongst no one) in SA.

C: The Khaki swag is usually targeted for dumping on.
hendo by Gohn Gardenza November 25, 2007
The colloquial term for 'ejaculation.'
A: {watching pornographic material}
B:{speaking to C}"Check out that guy, he's having an ejakky."
C: That is inappropriate and unprefferable to watch.
B: I concur.
ejakky by Gohn Gardenza November 25, 2007

thy mother

Ye Olde English term to describe 'Ya Mum' it was regarded as a heavy insult back in the day and was even used in Shakespeare.
AN EXERPT FROM A SHAKESPEAREAN PLAY
A "Thee sir, are a dog."
B "Thy Mother is of my generation, what doth that make thee?"
thy mother by Gohn Gardenza November 24, 2007
The process of defocating faeces.
A: Extreme pain is sometime involved when contracting the dump (faecal matter)Dumping.
dumping by Gohn Gardenza November 24, 2007

the chaser 

An Australian comedy group comprised of (in no particular order) Chris Taylor, Chas Licciardello, Craig Reucassel, Julian Morrow, Andrew Hansen, Charles Firth and Dominic Knight. They have made various shows on the ABC, but are most well known for shows such as 'CNNNN' and 'The Chaser's War on Everything.'
"The Chaser is a very funny comedy group, who make various shows such as the very funny 'Chaser's War on Everything' - A satirical, sketch based, parody, current affair show.
the chaser by Gohn Gardenza October 7, 2007
Acronym standing for "Beer Delivery Guy."
Usually worn on T-shirts by knuts.
A: "Hey look I'm a Beer Delivery Guy!"

B: "Hey look at that dumbass, he's a BDG!"
BDG by Gohn Gardenza September 5, 2007