35 definitions by Gohn Gardenza
Commonly cited as one of the greatest authors ever, Tolstoy was a 19th century Russian most famous for his works "War and Peace."(1869) and "Anna Karenina." (1878) among many other great works of literature. He also wrote many profound essays, a lot of which revolved around Christianity.
Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace" is most probably the best work of fiction to have ever been written. Through central characters Count Pierre Bezuhov and Prince Andrei Bolkonsky, the greatest spiritual and ethical questions of life are explored through embarkations on monumental journeys.
by Gohn Gardenza August 12, 2008
An insult, after the polar bear which has now become incredibly hated, definition is close to that of "tool" and "larrikin."
by Gohn Gardenza May 25, 2007
by Gohn Gardenza August 28, 2007
A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"
Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"
Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.
Reporter: "And exactly what is the proposed law?"
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."
by Gohn Gardenza December 8, 2008
{A group of homos enter a party}
A: Geez, this party sucks.
B: I know, it's like so regular.
C: Time to fag it sisters.
A: Geez, this party sucks.
B: I know, it's like so regular.
C: Time to fag it sisters.
by Gohn Gardenza February 12, 2008
1: The term used to describe ejaculation after suffering extreme trauma. If you are stepped on in the groin, and squirt a little out, you've been hendoed.
2: Tom Henderson, an extremely famous philanthropist living in the South Australian area.
3: A swag belonging to the latter.
2: Tom Henderson, an extremely famous philanthropist living in the South Australian area.
3: A swag belonging to the latter.
A: A brick is dropped on your groin, this may result in ejaculation due to trauma, this is a Hendo.
B: Hendo is legend (amongst no one) in SA.
C: The Khaki swag is usually targeted for dumping on.
B: Hendo is legend (amongst no one) in SA.
C: The Khaki swag is usually targeted for dumping on.
by Gohn Gardenza November 4, 2007
The colloquial term for 'ejaculation.'
A: {watching pornographic material}
B:{speaking to C}"Check out that guy, he's having an ejakky."
C: That is inappropriate and unprefferable to watch.
B: I concur.
B:{speaking to C}"Check out that guy, he's having an ejakky."
C: That is inappropriate and unprefferable to watch.
B: I concur.
by Gohn Gardenza November 4, 2007