Goblin stomppers for sale's definitions

Tarpley

One who goblin stomps

Shut up, you dirty queefen! You Don't make me go all Tarpley and goblin stomp that ass.

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

kinderman

A bad ass pussy slayer that moves from town to town

Dude 1: Holy shit, lock up your girl there is a kinderman moving to town
Dude 2: you better practice your goblin stomp or that guy will make a queefen out of you
Dude 2: fuck that bro, he's a kinderman and I'm already a vaginal blood fart

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Goblin stomp

An event that takes place around a bonfire or any other event that requires a stomp that is so powerful that only a goblin may execute it.

Brandon Tarpley did the goblin stomp because Alabama lost to FSU

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

queefen

A pathetic person who gets goblin stomped

It's a good thing queefen had that camero, otherwise Brandon would have goblin stomped that ass!

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Vaginal Blood Fart

The aftermath of a goblin stomp

After Brandon's insane goblin stomp, there was nothing left of queefen but a pool of vaginal blood fart.

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Goblin stomp

When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement

Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 2, 2017