Goatman Gamer's definitions

goopajitoonid

a non-offensive alternative term for the word retard.

Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.

Man #1: "Joe is such a retard."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

Sussy

An Among Us bean's pussy; the Among Us version of "bussy".

I love going on Among Us rule 34 and looking at all the sweet sussy.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump”

“You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”

by Goatman Gamer February 2, 2023

Cryogenesis

The creation of ice out of thin air; the thaumaturgical ability or superpower to manipulate ice and cold by freezing water vapor around you to freeze objects.

Iceman's used his cryogenesis to stop the criminals from escaping.

by Goatman Gamer March 9, 2023

E.I.O.

An acronym that stands for Ejaculation Injection Overdose.

It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.

Professor Splotchula was so mad at the class, he went into the bathroom and E.I.Oed.

I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.

Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Trimp

A woman who is both weak and shy, but is also flirtatious and slutty; a wimpy tramp

Bertha is always hiding in her room and messaging boys online like a trimp.

by Goatman Gamer February 28, 2023

Potating

verb

the act of turning into a potato.

Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."

by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023