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Potating

verb

the act of turning into a potato.
Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."
by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023
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Trimp

A woman who is both weak and shy, but is also flirtatious and slutty; a wimpy tramp
Bertha is always hiding in her room and messaging boys online like a trimp.
by Goatman Gamer February 28, 2023
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Colonization

Conquering of someone's anus; portmanteau of colon and colonization.
Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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Double Cheek Scritch

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.
After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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Swong

Archaic form of swung or swang.
Little Harold swong the bat with all hit might and hit a home run.
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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Whumpage

Refers to the power, strength, force, or impact of something; similar to "oomph". Typically used to refer to sounds, but is flexible in usage.

In music it refers to a lot of bass, in voice acting it can refer to the passion put into the impression. In movies, shows, books, or lyrics it can refer to the message being powerful or impactful. People with a lot of whumpage can mean they are strong or have a lot of courage.

Coined by Markiplier
Friend #1: "Why is this song is such a banger!?"
Friend #2: "Probably 'cause its got a lot of whumpage."
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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E.I.O.

An acronym that stands for Ejaculation Injection Overdose.

It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.
Professor Splotchula was so mad at the class, he went into the bathroom and E.I.Oed.

I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.

Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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