splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023

snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump”

“You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”

by Goatman Gamer February 02, 2023

E.I.O.

An acronym that stands for Ejaculation Injection Overdose.

It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.

Professor Splotchula was so mad at the class, he went into the bathroom and E.I.Oed.

I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.

Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.

by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023

Colonization

Conquering of someone's anus; portmanteau of colon and colonization.

Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."

by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023

Double Cheek Scritch

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.

After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.

by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023

Swong

Archaic form of swung or swang.

Little Harold swong the bat with all hit might and hit a home run.

by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023

Trimp

A woman who is both weak and shy, but is also flirtatious and slutty; a wimpy tramp

Bertha is always hiding in her room and messaging boys online like a trimp.

by Goatman Gamer February 28, 2023