email me

A polite way of saying piss off.

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.

by GOD February 08, 2005

Benton

has the fattest man ass around bald and looks like Caillou, probably likes penis even though they are Christian and fucks his own cats was bullied in elementary now is gay and likes gay henti

oh your gay you must be Benton
you look like Caillou must Benton
you fuck cats you must be Benton

by GOD April 11, 2019

Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

by God December 14, 2004

jrl

Jedi's Running Loose.

The hardcorest mo fawkers out der. They will fuck any mother fuka up aight, even hrl.

person 1: oh yay its jrl!
*lightsaber noise*
jrl: fear not, young padawan.
hrl: OH NOES
tkm: oh baby

by GOD December 15, 2004

gobbly

to sound like a turkey

that was gobbly

by God February 13, 2003

gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

by God July 22, 2003

rise against

One of the best punk bands ever. Awesome, heartfelt lyrics ranging from love to politics to life in general, loud punding voice and amazing drums.

the years unfold in one moment
the voices that we heard so loud
are now suddenly silenced
inside this crowd
and you're surrounded by the lives
of those who found something to hold
so bringing everybody down
is all you know

by God October 20, 2004