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setting the tea things out

v. phrase. British euphemism for going topless in public. Often used by the upper crust and royalty.

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I say Duchess! Do you judge it wise to be setting the tea things out so early in the afternoon?

Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.
by gnostic1 October 12, 2012
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ox-in

v. Breathe in; inhale. Derived from "oxygen into the lungs" by people who don't like a lot of excess verbiage: people who don't like to go on and on etc. Often used with "drughale" which is to inhale drugs.
When you have asthma you have to ox-in deeply if you are trying to drughale.
by gnostic1 August 25, 2011
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Dildough

I caught my girlfriend trying to put my dildough into her piggybank.
by gnostic1 June 28, 2010
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the bolt

adj phrase. Laudatory remark voiced when someone does anything of earth-shattering importance: usually used ironically.

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Nice work finishing up those carrots. You are the bolt.

Are you being sarcastic?

No man. You are totally the bolt.
by gnostic1 August 5, 2012
mugGet the the boltmug.

adlibbery

n. the complex sentences, gestures, and facial expressions one uses when extracting oneself from a sticky situation.
v. useage of same.
1)Did you hear how Kara seamlessly employed blatant adlibbery when the electronics manager asked why six televisions were nestled in her car?

2) Don't try any of that adlibbery on me young man! I can smell the evil weed and see the cheerleaders leg!
by gnostic1 January 4, 2011
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claustral

adj. Capable of inducing claustrophobia.

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Nice apartment dude. Perhaps a bit tiny. I hope your new wife isn't claustral.

No. I think she's Lutheran.
by gnostic1 January 15, 2012
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Eckville

place. Refreshing Canadian village untouched by time, grime or crime.

Situated on a gravelly glacial morraine just out of sight of the majestic Rocky mountains and very close to the rich fertile earth of Benalto Eckville's lack of oil deposits have kept it from the neo-industrialisation that has despoiled much of Alberta. Eckvillians, untouched by the trappings of ostentatious wealth displayed by their consanguinous neighbours in Benalto, revel in their Amish-like attachment to aging wooden vehicles and small poultry holdings. Nestled in their wooded canyon, well-served by an ice-highway in winter and government motor-sled service in summer, Eckville has become a haven for performance artists, accordian troupes and genetically modified geese enthusiasts.

A very camp "Bavarian Lawn Ornament Festival" featuring displays of Austrian Gnomes and Miniature Jockeys is held at the Putsch Hall in even-numbered years and usually attracts a good number of older germanic gentlemen holding boldly decorated beer steins and youg busty-blausen co-eds with shaved heads.

Clubs devoted to hunting elk, pond hockey, rock sorting, gravel amassing and duck breeding help to keep the populace amused through the long winters.

The long-planned Holocaust Memorial is on hold, since the needed permits have been denied, but a new windshield chip repair shop will open in the fall of 2012 to provide some needed jobs and bring some outsiders off the road.

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I'm nearly out of gas Sophie. Why don't we drive a few miles off the beaten path and get some gas and a few bags of gravel in Eckville?

Good choice Saul! If we're lucky the Rock Festival is this weekend.
by gnostic1 July 8, 2011
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