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hoodsmash 

n. any badly executed radical skateboarding trick that results in the boarder lying prostrate across a car hood and, by extension, any fouled-up trick, corporate merger, blind date, major intra-abdominal operation etc.
Yo dude! Did you hear that Natalie totally untwisted a choledochoduodenotomotic anastamosis so it wasn't a total hoodsmash?

Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.
hoodsmash by gnostic1 January 23, 2011
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On hoodstas 

A hoodsta is somebody who puts in work.
Interviewer:so if an enemy rolls up on you what you gonna do?

Crip mac:DESTRUCTION!I destroy all enemies, I do DESTRUCTION. If an enemy rolls up on me cuh, ima automatic smash on him ,on hoodstas. You 5ive me
On hoodstas by Trapboy123 January 5, 2022

Hoodstache

A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.

A hood of hair draped over one's lips.
Daddy, I like your hoodstache.
Hoodstache by schg January 1, 2011

hoodwash 

The act of sucking dick.
Yo, dat bitch best be givin me a hoodwash.
hoodwash by Sawyer December 6, 2002

hoopstash 

-The area where there's just all hair and asscrack.

-Also used to compare a flaming person with a large supply of feggi on hand.
omg, Jimmy walked into celebrities so fast... his hoopstash is gonna be ringing tonight boyee!
hoopstash by shakes November 16, 2004

hoodslasha 

hoodslasha hes some fucking newgen for bypassing roblox audios and makes only distorted 1 mono's

he also likes to scam people for fun when he is bored.
hoodslasha the newgen
hoodslasha by wzfi July 9, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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