katering

v. 1) employing ones wiles to rise to the top.

2) upper crust British catering, usually inedible.

1) Lemarette is the new shift manager! I thought I was good at katering but that fluffer must be masterful.

2) Two Earls died of explosive diarrhoea in the Royal enclosure at Ascot last week.

Only two? Sounds like the katering has finally improved.

by gnostic1 April 30, 2011

letting the corgis out

v.phrase. Removing one's top in public, if one is a royal female (an allusion to Queen Elizabeth's pet dogs.

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Why all the fuss about Kate Middleton going topless. There's a long history of princesses letting the corgis out.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

Llandwbllllwydd

place. Welsh mining village nestled in the Snowdonian range in Glamorgan. Twice voted the least pronouceable place on the planet.

Quilt making, poetry composition and pneumoconiosis are the backbones of the economy.

Here now Yestin. What say we amble down the mountain to look for lassies in Llandwbllllwydd?

by gnostic1 August 13, 2011

keegstra

n. someone who denies the blatantly obvious, usually for no apparent gain.
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Of course the Eckville Tigers are going to beat those Bentley Generals, they could probably beat the Edmonton Rush!

You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?

by gnostic1 July 23, 2011

nobel

adj. 1) Over-rated; overblown; pompous;

2) Swedish.

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Hey Sven. I like your nobel Volvo!

Thanking you!

I'm being sarcastic Sven.

Thanking you!

by gnostic1 October 08, 2011

scrum

n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.

Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!

by gnostic1 June 28, 2012

Debtmas

n. The period after Christmas in which you struggle to pay for Christmas.

Hey! What's your family doing for Debtmas this year?

I've got us all jobs in a coalmine.

Sounds festive!

by gnostic1 December 24, 2010