Gnostic1's definitions

bubblage

n. foamy soap residue left on your body after washing and then rinsing poorly: generally taken as a sign of sloppiness but in operating rooms it provides an aura of needful haste.

Check out the bubblage on Dr. Ngosi's arms! What a slacker.

No dude! She is totally rushing to save some banger's worthless life.

by Gnostic1 December 30, 2010

gadhafing

v. overstaying ones welcome.

Is it safe to bring the girls over tonight or are your parents still gadhafing?

Better wait until next weekend dude. I may have to call for an air strike to get the wrinklies out of the house.

by gnostic1 March 22, 2011

bad heir day

n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.

Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?

Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.

by gnostic1 October 25, 2010

Royal Roads University

place. Former military college specialising in Engineering and Weapons System Management that has fallen on hard times and is now forced to survive by teaching liberal arts courses and adult upgrading. Beautiful grounds with plenty of flowers make it a delight for offspring of the idle rich.

No sports teams.

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Yo. Dude. You going to college in the fall?

Yeah. But it's Royal Roads University.

Score!

by gnostic1 September 17, 2012

yardening

Useful building or maintenance activities that occur in your yard.

Ibought the lumber and I plan to spend the day yardening.

by gnostic1 June 10, 2010

havoc scarf

n. face-shielding clothing worn during riots.

Crickey! There's a bleedin' riot down by the pub. You coming mate?

Hang about. I've only got to get me havoc scarf first so I don't look a total wally.

by gnostic1 August 16, 2011

condumb

n. State of mind, often induced by alcohol, in which one is unaware of the need for coital prophylaxis.

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Yo Stephanie! Nice baby bump girl. Looks like your condumb comes six to a case not three to a box.

Say what? I ain't no good at math.

Yeah. Or biology.

by gnostic1 December 23, 2011