Gnostic1's definitions

slang

v. past perfect verb tense of sling.

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David! Where's that rock you slang at Goliath? It may have exceeded the official weight limit.

by gnostic1 September 5, 2011

wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

by gnostic1 October 21, 2010

Norwegian reffed

v. Cheated during a sporting contest or other endeavor.

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How did your presentation go?

Great! But they gave the contract to the higher bidder.

Sounds like you got Norwegian reffed.

by gnostic1 August 7, 2012

Ang Vee

v. 1) skateboarder term synonymous with "hang five". Usually used in an ironic sense or by lame wannabees.

2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dudes! I got me some new driftwood and I am going to totally Ang Vee tonight!

Yeah? Well I don't look it but I assure you I am very thrilled for you.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011

spinal fusion precursor

n. Any dangerous activity that might result in a broken neck. Originally used in radical skateboarding it is now used in everyday situations. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I'm going to tell the boss where he can stick his stupid new ideas for productivity.

Have you given anyone a spinal fusion precursor before?

A couple of times, but don't change the subject.

by gnostic1 March 21, 2012

dimple farm

n. mythical place where dimples, especially pretty girl-dimples, are grown.

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1) Looking good baby! I see you have been patronising the dimple farm.

2) You should see my cute kindergarten class. I think there's been a bumber crop at the dimple farm.

by gnostic1 July 26, 2011

lagging

v. Taking it easy, chillaxing with some brews on the veranda.

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Last days of summer! Time for some lagging before the blizzards hit.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012