Definitions by Gnostic 1

whiteout

v. Quit, walk away, usually in fear.

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We doing this?

I don't know man. It don't seem right. You know?

What. You gonna whiteout? I should have known you were not a true boarder.

whiteout by gnostic 1 February 9, 2014

biebering 

v. Acting like an entitled low-life while high on drugs.

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You got to stop biebering every weekend. You'll end up in the slammer.

Let me be free! You don't know the pain I've suffered! I grew up in Canada for God's sake!

biebering by gnostic 1 February 1, 2014

super bowl 

n. Excellent full pipe of hash, opium etc.

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Dude! That super bowl on the weekend was superb!

I thought you didn't like football.

I don't.

super bowl by gnostic 1 January 31, 2014

dangler 

n. Hockey term. A scoring move in which the stick and puck go around the goalie one way while the shooter goes the other. Requires long arms and extreme panache.

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Did you see the Czechs beat Canada in a shoot-out? What a dangler for the win!

dangler by Gnostic 1 December 29, 2013

Malmotic

Adj. drenched in fun.

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What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.

Malmotic by Gnostic 1 December 28, 2013

Fourtet 

n. Musical group consisting of four under educated musicians. Also a sexual foursome.

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Yo tuba guy. We got a threesome going now but if you joined us we would have a fourtet.

Sounds good. Should I empty my spit trap?

Fourtet by Gnostic 1 December 27, 2013

doornament 

n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.

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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.

Ahh. I think it's sweet.

Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.

doornament by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013