Gnomercy's definitions

yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

ankle warmers

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

by Gnomercy October 2, 2006

tang bandit

A guy who gets more sex in a week than you dream of having
in your entire life.

Vinan gets more play than any dude I know, he's a total
tang bandit!

by Gnomercy September 26, 2006

snurdling

The act of wrapping the foreskin of one's penis around the tip of another man's penis. Most commonly occuring between two homosexuals.

Lance and Gary were caught snurdling in the locker room
and had to leave town to escape their shame.

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

Tinklet

Frequent mispelling of the word Trinket. Originated
from a gamer named Clis. Although an obvious misspelling,
the spelling error is repeated so often the word has stuck.

OMG this new tinklet is coolz!

by Gnomercy September 24, 2006

dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

by Gnomercy October 6, 2006

cock gobblery

The art of performing felatio (penis sucking).

Pamela's skills in cock gobblery are unparalleled!

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006