Scruffy Northern Git

What *cough*Poncey*cough*, *cough*soft-arse*cough*, *cough*stuck-up*cough* Southerners call the better-looking Northeners.

Essex person: You scruffy Northern Git!
Geordie: You what?
*Essex person recieves a severe beating*

by Glittery Goddess June 04, 2004

Manboobs

Breasts found on fat, overweight men.

That Sumo Wrestler had a huge pair of manboobs.

by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004

Noggin

Slang term for a head.

"You've got a thick Noggin haven't ya?"

by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004

Biggest Slags Ever

1.) Jodie Marsh. Typical Essex tart. She wouldn't look out of place in a Red Light District.
2.) Abi Titmuss. Bimbo Freak.
3.) Anyone out of Big Brother 5. Full of attention-seeking, celebrity-wannabe freaks. Quite sad, really.

No Example.

by Glittery Goddess June 05, 2004

Built like a Brick Shithouse

To describe someone who is tall and big built.

" Oh my God, that lad is built like a Brick Shithouse!"

by Glittery Goddess May 05, 2004

Orlando Bloom

An English actor who starred in films such as 'Lord of the Rings', 'Troy' and 'Pirates of the Carribean'.
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).

Personally, I think Orlando Bloom is hideous, and that these fangirls need to get out more.

by Glittery Goddess May 21, 2004

The Sims

A game where you can build houses, decorate them, make people and control them. You can make them homosexual, you can make them kill themselves and you can make them fight.
The Sims has quite a range of expansion packs such as 'House Party', where you can order caterers, buy party outfits and all kinds of party accessories ranging from punch bowls to jacuzzis.
On 'The Sims Unleashed', you can buy pets.

Actually a good game, but it can get boring.

by Glittery Goddess June 09, 2004