NJM

Some stupid money insurance company that tries to stand out by not having a jingle or mascot. Seriously, I see them too much. My YouTube Premium subscription expired. And they are everywhere. this is the corporate incarnate of a pick me girl. ALL OF THEIR ADS ARE ABOUT HOW THEY ARENT “GIMMICKY” THOUGH MASCOTS DEFINE A COMPANY. What would Disney be if Mickey Mouse wasn’t their cash cow- I mean mascot? And old spice without the classic and memorable jingle? ITS EVEN THEIR NAME! “No Jingles or Mascots” LIKE THIS IS HORRIBLE

NJM is everywhere and I hate it. I hate THEM. They are the corporate incarnate of a pick me girl.

NJM by Glitchguy May 13, 2023

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njm plays

Solid fortnite twitch streamer and youtuber

“Did you watch NJM Plays last night?”

“No, why?”
“He hit a 476 meter no-scope turnaround snipe”
“That’s nothing new for him”

njm plays by Zh23 June 16, 2019

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njmit

a freak occurance of a cat typing some shit

omg miaow ima type sumshit for my owner... "NJMIT!!!!" w00t i spelld!

njmit by kyle johnstonzorz February 22, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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