NJM

Some stupid money insurance company that tries to stand out by not having a jingle or mascot. Seriously, I see them too much. My YouTube Premium subscription expired. And they are everywhere. this is the corporate incarnate of a pick me girl. ALL OF THEIR ADS ARE ABOUT HOW THEY ARENT “GIMMICKY” THOUGH MASCOTS DEFINE A COMPANY. What would Disney be if Mickey Mouse wasn’t their cash cow- I mean mascot? And old spice without the classic and memorable jingle? ITS EVEN THEIR NAME! “No Jingles or Mascots” LIKE THIS IS HORRIBLE

NJM is everywhere and I hate it. I hate THEM. They are the corporate incarnate of a pick me girl.

NJM by Glitchguy May 13, 2023

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njm plays

Solid fortnite twitch streamer and youtuber

“Did you watch NJM Plays last night?”

“No, why?”
“He hit a 476 meter no-scope turnaround snipe”
“That’s nothing new for him”

njm plays by Zh23 June 16, 2019

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njmit

a freak occurance of a cat typing some shit

omg miaow ima type sumshit for my owner... "NJMIT!!!!" w00t i spelld!

njmit by kyle johnstonzorz February 22, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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