Baller

One of the 4 warriors in Boss Fighting Stages on roblox, who would be later turned into a meme via “stop posting about baller”. Baller’s dynamic weapon is the dodgeball. For his level 25 attack, he throws 3 balls at once. For his level 50 attack, he throws a giant super ball. Judging by the dialogue, Baller seems like a chill and confident person in battle. He also has the ice spirit (Dezadon) as his sparring partner.

Hey, have you played BFS? I usually play as Baller.

by Glitchguy March 24, 2023

Sonic.exe

Here’s some trivia. What is his name? You will all say “Sonic.EXE”, but no. It’s Exetior. Exetior is the demon possessing the game. The game so happens to be an executable file, so everyone just settles on Sonic.exe. The acknowledged this in the FNF Sonic.EXE mod, where Fleetway’s Super Sonic says “imagine being an executable file. Couldn’t be me.“ basically, the plot summarized is basically, this guy named Tom receives a CD for Sonic 1 and a note saying “I can’t take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you’d do it for me. I can’t do it, he’s after me, and if you don’t destroy this CD, he’ll come after you too, he’s too fast for me…. Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it’s too late for me. Destroy the disc, and you’ll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he’ll catch you. Don’t even play the game, it’s what he wants, just destroy it. Please…” and then Tom is like “Nah. Seems like a prank. Classic prankster Kyle.” And then he plays the OBVIOUSLY CURSED CD.

1: so y’all know Sonic.EXE?
2: the Creepypasta?
1: no, the character-
3: is name is Exetior. The Creepypasta’s name is Sonic.EXE.
1: no! His name is Sonic.EXE everyone says it!
2: that “everyone” came from FNF and/or are little children who’s mommys can’t handle their baby reading something “so graphic”.

by Glitchguy June 08, 2023

Zero Two

Well, it depends. Cute or creepy? If I went the cute route, i’d say Zero Two from Darling In The Franxx is a waifu with pink hair and lil kawaii devil horns. But if I went the creepy route… Zero Two is the TRUE final boss of Kirby 64 woth a dumpling lookin ass body and a literal cactus ass with a fuckin bleeding eyeball. He has a halo and wings but THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT AN ANGEL HE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS LIKE THE SUPER MARIO 64 EEL. At first, he seems he seems he has a cute lil smile but WHOOPS! IT’S ALL ONE BIG ASS FUCKING EYEBALL.

Weeb: hey remember Zero Two?
Kirby fan: NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN.
Weeb: why? It’s just a cute kawaii sugoi UwU OwO anime girl I love very dearly I have a body pillow of!
Kirby fan: OOOH that Zero Two. Ok. THANK FUCKIN GOODNESS.
Weeb: why are you scared? Is there another Zero Two I must know of?
Kirby fan: you play the game you get the pain. You don’t know what I’ve been through. Play Kirby 64 and collect all the crystal shards. Then you’ll get it.
Weeb: ok!

A FEW DAYS LATER.

Weeb: I know what you are talking about i can’t get it out of my head it’s so scary it fuels my nightmares it’s so scary like what the fuck why did you make me play this scary ass game.
Kirby fan: the only reason that scares you is because you just love to watch lil weaboo animes and get your pingas hard to little kawaii demon girl and spend your life savings on jars body pillows and minifigures.

by Glitchguy March 25, 2023