Housebitch

Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".

Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.

by Glenn November 08, 2004

Abercrombie Asshole

Noun; the type of guy who wears Abercrombie clothing, extremely trendy, and will not stop until everyone knows it. Also thinks he is better than anyone else. Usually a guy in a fraternity. Abbreviated: AAss.

Look at that Abercrombie Asshole with his stupid scarf.

by Glenn October 28, 2004

aussiemagna SPAMMER

introduced by EEK and MEH of AM fame, the 2 most notorious spammers in AM history

normal person: that is correct
EEK: i have fluffy stuff and macdonalds fries in a jar
MEH: yes, i like pizza.
EEK: kekekek
MEH: STFU eric
MEH: I need my medicine
EEK: i just saw a rabbit

so on and so forth

by glenn April 13, 2005

Cumes

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"

Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.

by Glenn November 05, 2004

fruit cup

When you cup your hand over your ass and fart then place it over that special someone's mouth and nose.

I gave Petra a fruit cup last night.

by Glenn October 27, 2003

falconi

A man of many talents, also known as a real hero, this person is really good looking and is a big shot who calls all the shots in town.

wow falconi your so hot i want your babies

by Glenn February 01, 2005