Definitions by Glenn

Pembroke

A small town south of Boston in Massachusetts. It is often refered to as "The Broke." It is well known for absolutely nothing, it's town green, little league baseball, and poop smearing on the high school walls

I wish I didn't live in Pembroke

Pembroke by Glenn November 8, 2004

Cumes 

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".

Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.

Cumes by Glenn November 6, 2004

Cumes 

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"

Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.

Cumes by Glenn November 5, 2004

Abercrombie Asshole 

Noun; the type of guy who wears Abercrombie clothing, extremely trendy, and will not stop until everyone knows it. Also thinks he is better than anyone else. Usually a guy in a fraternity. Abbreviated: AAss.

Look at that Abercrombie Asshole with his stupid scarf.

Abercrombie Asshole by Glenn October 28, 2004

fruit cup 

When you cup your hand over your ass and fart then place it over that special someone's mouth and nose.

I gave Petra a fruit cup last night.

fruit cup by Glenn October 27, 2003

exegete 

In depth study/examination

exegete by Glenn May 6, 2003