ur da best!

A sarcastic/joking thing to say to somebody, must be said in a Frank Rizzo voice (Jerky Boys), also is used to interject someone when they're talking a lot of crap about themselves.
"I ran 18 miles toda.." "UR DA BEST!"
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haggard anus

Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.
This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.
by Glen W. June 09, 2005
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The Dutchess of York

A term/status given to a very sweet, pretty, and helpful woman that lives in New York. She's da best!
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Boomers

When one takes an abnormally large dump.
I just took another boomer today. It was a 100 wiper.
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hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.
by Glen W. June 09, 2005
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yer done

An interjection to be used when someone rambles incoherently, or is talking absolute nonsense.
(insert bs story here)and yer done.
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I'm da best!

A term steming from a Jerky Boys skit that is extremely cocky and used in a very convincing manor. It is used only in a comedical sense.
"How good are you?"

"I'm da best!"
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