Glen W.'s definitions

Boomers

When one takes an abnormally large dump.

I just took another boomer today. It was a 100 wiper.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.

Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

yer done

An interjection to be used when someone rambles incoherently, or is talking absolute nonsense.

(insert bs story here)and yer done.

by Glen W. August 30, 2005

haggard anus

Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.

This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

ur da best!

A sarcastic/joking thing to say to somebody, must be said in a Frank Rizzo voice (Jerky Boys), also is used to interject someone when they're talking a lot of crap about themselves.

"I ran 18 miles toda.." "UR DA BEST!"

by Glen W. August 30, 2005

The duke of hazzard

A title/status given to a guy that comes through on everything.


Also a mega-talent.

This guy gave me a free ticket to the game, he's the duke of hazzard.


That guy is awesome on guitar, he's the duke of hazzard.

by Glen W. August 30, 2005

shit the bed

Totally dropping the ball. Not coming through on something.

When Mike didn't show up for practice, he totally shit the bed on the rest of the band members.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005