Definitions by Girls ❤️ shafts
Ari Shafirr
A funny ass comedian who will be probably be jumped, kidnapped, and possibly have his body buried in a secluded area for taking racism to the extreme on The Amazing Racist.
Who is Ari Shafirr?
The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
Ari Shafirr by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
Whateva
A term highly used by ratchet, irritating, and melodramatic women to get men to cave in to their shit and/or piranha their pussy.
Bridgette: I like this dress but it’s too pink and I like this dress but it’s too bold
Emily: Why you don’t like pink or bold colors?
Bridgette: It doesn’t matter. I’ll just wear a dress with boob covers no matter how bad he thinks it is. I’ll just guilt him to apologize and piranha my pussy to make up for it. So yeah, whateva!!
Emily: Why you don’t like pink or bold colors?
Bridgette: It doesn’t matter. I’ll just wear a dress with boob covers no matter how bad he thinks it is. I’ll just guilt him to apologize and piranha my pussy to make up for it. So yeah, whateva!!
Whateva by Girls ❤️ shafts September 25, 2019
Cosmo Kramer
A stupid and crazy, but bitchin motherfucker in the iconic tv show Seinfeld who often stumbles on a regular basis, spits, speaks in multiple languages and unexpectedly acts radical whether if he is dancing or being stupid. He is seen regularly wearing a detective coat or a lobster or green collared shirt. He has money but nobody knows where he gets it from nor anybody knows his true profession and if he had a job.
Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?
Me: Cosmo Kramer.
Aaron: Why?
Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
Me: Cosmo Kramer.
Aaron: Why?
Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
Cosmo Kramer by Girls ❤️ shafts July 18, 2019
Lil Xan
A rapper who created the song Betrayed and hearing his songs sound like a chemistry project involving a dick and his mouth.
Andres: Do you know Lil Xan?
Me: Yeah don’t like him.
Andres: Why not?
Me: Hearing his songs makes Cardi B look like the next Eazy E.
Me: Yeah don’t like him.
Andres: Why not?
Me: Hearing his songs makes Cardi B look like the next Eazy E.
Lil Xan by Girls ❤️ shafts June 5, 2019
The Doors
A bitchin rock band from the late 60s to the early 70s headed by lead vocalist- Jim Morrison, organist- Ray Manzarek, guitarist- Robby Krieger, and drummer- John Densmore. Only had two #1 singles which was Light My Fire and Hello, I Love You, but has mind-blowing tracks such as The End, When the Music’s Over, Love Her Madly, and Riders on the Storm and underrated tracks such as Summer’s Almost Gone, Waiting for the Sun, The Soft Parade, and Hyacinth House. Their popularity was ignited by rebellion as well. Also a great band to listen too while having sex with that special someone.
Me: Black Sabbath and The Doors are the two greatest bands of all time.
Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.
Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.
Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
The Doors by Girls ❤️ shafts May 22, 2019
Porn
The film shit thousands of lonely people watch every second when they should be going out and find themselves a girlfriend/boyfriend so they could get some.
Porn by Girls ❤️ shafts February 19, 2019
The End
A true masterpiece by The Doors that can be about anything you want it to be whether if it is about depression, heartbreak, break up or divorce, insanity, pain, saying goodbye, death, moving to another place or state, life, ending a friendship or relationship with someone or a girl/guy you liked but will never get the chance with because neither one of them wanted to confess their feelings for that person and/or each other and will most likely end up a star under someone else’s sky unless they do whatever they can to find each other. Either way it is a great song that every single living individual should listen to.
This is The End beautiful friend! This is The End my only friend the end it hurts to set you free but you will never follow me! The End of laughter and soft lies. The End of nights we tried to die!
The End by Girls ❤️ shafts February 19, 2019