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Blue-penciled Blue-Anon for telling the truth but was unsurprising since they are fascist and totalitarian Democraps who hate accountability. Because they love to victimize like a stereotypical Democrat, they are woebegone, mental, and melodramatic hypocrites and CCP aficionados.
Donald: What is Urban Dictionary?

Me: A website where one is supposed to mollycoddle the Democrats by not rebuking them.
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 7, 2021
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Fear

A sugarcoated excuse for one to hide their true motives which is to act out of self-interest.
What is fear?

Fear is a feeling people use to claim they feel harmed not knowing they will do something that harms people they once feared.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 24, 2022
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Despacito

A piece of shit song that has over 5 billion views. The lyrics are perverted as fuck and approximately 90% of the viewers don’t know what it means because they rather listen to spontaneously and lyrically shitty songs and lose 50% of their IQ points. It is nothing but a song about sex and cancer to your ears.
Aaron: Hey have you every heard of Despacito?

Me: That song by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee?

Aaron: Yeah!

Me: Yeah it is cancer to my ears.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 29, 2018
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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrap voters, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollet hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and “remove” lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard at the U.S. Capitol. On an unrelated note, Blue Anon was the first term (before I revived it) Urban Dictionary blue-penciled because they are woebegone, mental, and melodramatic hypocrites and CCP-inspired aficionados.
Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 to “send a message to QAnon?

“Uh, yeah that was Blue Anon, ya.”
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 7, 2021
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Rap battle

Unlike an argument, a battle designed to be comical, racy, and being savage to one another until someone can’t come up with nothing.
Aaron: What is a rap battle?

Me: A game that some think it is similar to an argument, but is completely different. A rap battle is mainly comical, racy and one is supposed to commit savagery to win whereas an argument is losing when retaliating.
by Girls ❤️ shafts October 5, 2019
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Cosmo Kramer

A stupid and crazy, but bitchin motherfucker in the iconic tv show Seinfeld who often stumbles on a regular basis, spits, speaks in multiple languages and unexpectedly acts radical whether if he is dancing or being stupid. He is seen regularly wearing a detective coat or a lobster or green collared shirt. He has money but nobody knows where he gets it from nor anybody knows his true profession and if he had a job.
Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?

Me: Cosmo Kramer.

Aaron: Why?

Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
by Girls ❤️ shafts July 18, 2019
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The Doors

A bitchin rock band from the late 60s to the early 70s headed by lead vocalist- Jim Morrison, organist- Ray Manzarek, guitarist- Robby Krieger, and drummer- John Densmore. Only had two #1 singles which was Light My Fire and Hello, I Love You, but has mind-blowing tracks such as The End, When the Music’s Over, Love Her Madly, and Riders on the Storm and underrated tracks such as Summer’s Almost Gone, Waiting for the Sun, The Soft Parade, and Hyacinth House. Their popularity was ignited by rebellion as well. Also a great band to listen too while having sex with that special someone.
Me: Black Sabbath and The Doors are the two greatest bands of all time.

Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.

Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 22, 2019
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