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Southern Colonel Sanders-type guy: My great grandaddy sadly lost his life at the battle of Bull Run during the War of Northern Aggression.
by Gina March 25, 2005
Get the The War of Northern Aggressionmug. Short for "Fairfax County Summer Institute For The Arts"
IFTA is a summer program offered to any rising 7th-12th graders living in Fairfax County.
It is THE best way to spend the month of July.
Held in Fairfax High School, a place that's confusing as hell if you've never been there, but once you've mastered it there are so many shortcuts and hising places and other fun stuff that you never want to leave. There is also a nearly obscene ammount of vending machines.
Going to IFTA you will meet the greatest assortment of people ever. Artists, musicians, actors, dancers, singers, triple-threats, punks, goths, weirdos, ravers, gays, and all manner of other cool people.
The administration really dosen't care what you do as long as you show up for your classes. This means that don;t care when people come wearing kilts, suits, sporting 3 foot fauxhawks, sitting on the floor with a mini TV plugged into the wall so they can play nintendo, running around the halls singing, breakdancing, etc.
Concerts in the courtyard during lunch are courtesy of "Making The Band" which is a class made up of rock musicians who also happen to be all of IFTA's worst trouble makers.
For those who understand, IFTA is the greatest thing on earth.
IFTA is a summer program offered to any rising 7th-12th graders living in Fairfax County.
It is THE best way to spend the month of July.
Held in Fairfax High School, a place that's confusing as hell if you've never been there, but once you've mastered it there are so many shortcuts and hising places and other fun stuff that you never want to leave. There is also a nearly obscene ammount of vending machines.
Going to IFTA you will meet the greatest assortment of people ever. Artists, musicians, actors, dancers, singers, triple-threats, punks, goths, weirdos, ravers, gays, and all manner of other cool people.
The administration really dosen't care what you do as long as you show up for your classes. This means that don;t care when people come wearing kilts, suits, sporting 3 foot fauxhawks, sitting on the floor with a mini TV plugged into the wall so they can play nintendo, running around the halls singing, breakdancing, etc.
Concerts in the courtyard during lunch are courtesy of "Making The Band" which is a class made up of rock musicians who also happen to be all of IFTA's worst trouble makers.
For those who understand, IFTA is the greatest thing on earth.
by Gina January 20, 2005
Get the IFTAmug. One who shakes hands with the man so frequently ,he pumps himself just as much as he pumps gas, hence producing so much semen that equals as much gas one puts into their car
by Gina January 28, 2004
Get the masturbation-fueled carmug. by Gina January 19, 2003
Get the squaremug. by gIna May 13, 2005
Get the slipknotmug. For years I have enjoyed the sun.However this summer I began to break out in a red rash that had fever into and it itched constantly. I went to the DR. They did a biospy which came back, I'm allergic to the sun!! I have it on my face,ears,neck,arms and legs. It's very depressing.I have tried everything on the market even sunscreen nothing works. The only thing that will help is to avoid the sun.
by Gina July 21, 2003
Get the sun rashmug. A combination of both a morbidly obese person and a unusually large person, creating an obeefe person.
by Gina July 26, 2003
Get the obeefemug.