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gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016
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While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.
by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
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Poor Matt heard the 2 college students say “Hey, Mop Boy, rooms 1 & 2 need cleaning, you better hurry before the cum dries and stains the floor” as the college students left the store laughing.
by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
Get the Mop Boy mug.Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"
The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”
by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014
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Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.
by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014
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Fish Story was telling me about all the Salmon, Halibut, Ling Cod and Wahoo he caught, He is such an exaggerating liar.
by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
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