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Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.
Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009
Get the Milk Carton Man mug.A community where hot single moms live and raise their children with each woman contributing to the day to day needs of the commune based upon her skills, talents or profession. Helping each other in all aspects of life thus making deadbeat ex-husbands obsolete and not even worthy of being called baby daddies.
Maggie, dreaming out loud said to Scarlett, "Oh Scarlett, let's build Smilf Estates, our smilf commune. It will be Nirvana, I just know it. The Fabulous Femmes will all live and play together. Our children will have so much fun. I will be in charge of domestic affairs, cuisine and children's events. You will be in charge of wealth management, our wine cellar, fashion and finances. Pammie will manage our liquor cabinet, organize cocktail parties and dining out. Lisa will be in charge of academics and etiquette for the children. We can coordinate our dates, playmates and prowling. We shall never need or want for anything ever again."
by GiddyUpGirlFL February 1, 2009
Get the smilf commune mug.The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Get the marital coma mug.The dating scene for women. The wasteland of broken and damaged men in which women search hoping to find a mate.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was last night? Did you meet anyone fun or cute?" Frustrated, Maggie replied, "No girl. We live in the Land of Misfit Boys."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 28, 2009
Get the Land of Misfit Boys mug.The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.
As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"
by Giddyupgirlfl June 9, 2011
Get the bullshitimia mug.When it became apparent that Pierre was spreading rumors and lying about sleeping with Maggie, she became a SEXECUTIONER and iced and destroyed the lying French man.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 15, 2009
Get the Sexecutioner mug.What a woman goes through after a prolonged period without sex. Sexual famine. Can also have a tightening affect on the vagina. Sex can be painful after revirgination.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was your date with that hunka hunka burnin' love, Roy last night?" Maggie replied, "Girl, it was great but my snatch is aching something awful. Must have gone through revirgination during my 6 month famine."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 25, 2009
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