Definitions by Gibberling

Qwertylexic 

The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.

IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot!

IM Dude 2: You are totally qwertylexic.

Qwertylexic by Gibberling April 11, 2009

unemployment beard 

This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.

Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.

unemployment beard by gibberling October 13, 2007

ovester 

The term used by feminisits for "semester". It is used to replace what supposedly means "semen" with "ovaries".

Feminist: How was your ovester?
Guy: Ovester?
Feminist: Semester is sexist.
Guy: What!?

ovester by Gibberling May 17, 2007

sc 

An abbreviation for Santa Clause.

Mom: "Want to go sit in his lap?"

Daughter: "No... that SC is creepy."

sc by gibberling May 11, 2007

firefly

A series that was too appropriately named; it shined brightly and briefly.

Geek 1: Firefly is amazing. It's got an excellant storyline, interesting characters and good action... too bad it got taken off.

Geek 2: I know.

firefly by gibberling May 11, 2007

gsc 

An IM abbreviation that stands for "Grinning, and silently chuckling."

It is used since it is often a more realistic response than the abbreviation lol.

f/19Just2qt: So.. I think all men are pretty much constantly horny

SexyMan24551: gsc

gsc by gibberling May 10, 2007

asterisk 

A symbol used to signify action when talking on IMs.

The asterisk is the * symbol.

Guy one: *cough* loser. What were you thinking? *bitch slaps*

Guy two: I don't know. Anyone could have made that mistake.

asterisk by Gibberling February 16, 2006