George Hoefer's definitions

Jesus Monkey Lords

What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip

jesus monkey lords i am bored!

by George Hoefer March 28, 2005

French Poodle Cheese Dip

What you say when you dont have anything else to say.
See Jesus Monkey Lords

French Poodle Cheese Dip I am bored!

by George Hoefer March 28, 2005

Will's Law

A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.

Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L

George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.

Will: GAH!

by George Hoefer April 22, 2005

Oedipus

One sick and twisted bastard. just goes to show you that greeks dont mind sticking it to thier moms, but hey if its any constilation, if i was Dustin i would def do my own mom, so i guess its ok

Hi my name is Oedipus i fucked my mom, cool huh?

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

Beat Off!

A spin put on the popular cancer braclets. a braclet supporting the research for the cure to testicular cancer, sporting the tagline 'beat off testicular cancer'

Dude check out my new Beat Off! braclet.

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005