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An adverb related to the female homo-sapien species to describe the "state of being stressed out" and never relaxing. Often when the mood is calm and there appears to be nothing wrong, a “sprich” will occur causing a chain reaction of nervous tension and stress resulting in loud words and a state of confusion.
Sprich can also be used in place of "always being right" and never listening to reason because blonde and beautiful vetoes all other opinions. A “sprich” can be identified when someone challenges the decision or opinion of another and triggers multiple negative responses (thumping of feet, erratic actions, screaming in frustration, walking away, and other emotional responses).
A “sprich” action also results in confused behavior of forgetfulness and at times complete inaccurate statements followed by irrational reasoning. This inaccurate defending of reason continues until the inaccurate statement becomes a reality in the mind of the individual having a “sprich” moment.
Sprich can also be used in place of "always being right" and never listening to reason because blonde and beautiful vetoes all other opinions. A “sprich” can be identified when someone challenges the decision or opinion of another and triggers multiple negative responses (thumping of feet, erratic actions, screaming in frustration, walking away, and other emotional responses).
A “sprich” action also results in confused behavior of forgetfulness and at times complete inaccurate statements followed by irrational reasoning. This inaccurate defending of reason continues until the inaccurate statement becomes a reality in the mind of the individual having a “sprich” moment.
male: Honey, I am going out with my friends tonight.
female: Why do you want to leave me? You don't love me anymore. Fine, go with your stupid friends, I don't care.
male: Don't be such a sprich now, I can't take it!
female: Why do you want to leave me? You don't love me anymore. Fine, go with your stupid friends, I don't care.
male: Don't be such a sprich now, I can't take it!
by George April 06, 2005
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The only reason any of you ass-jockeys has the ability to write page after page of banal, ignorant bullshit; the reason none of you have a big, white-wig-wearing British bulldog pounding your ass every night (which is better than any of you dipshits deserve).
Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. Gold help me, I do love it so!
by George June 28, 2004
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A place where your father/cousin/brother/uncle uses his credit card to access pornographic films and images.
by George July 21, 2003
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Breakfast cereal, that is among those 1% which are actually healty and not fatty.
You either love em or hate them.
The RDA is two biscuits per day, but I usually have six, which makes me shit like a horse
You either love em or hate them.
The RDA is two biscuits per day, but I usually have six, which makes me shit like a horse
Shit whats that fart, dude?
Sorry, its me, I had a lot of weetabix this morning. I probably shited my pants as well.
Sorry, its me, I had a lot of weetabix this morning. I probably shited my pants as well.
by George June 19, 2004
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by George August 18, 2003
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What good, wholesome entertainment will be twenty years from now.
What good, wholesome entertainment will be twenty years from now.
by George February 22, 2003
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