butt pipe

a term for sum onme who is an arse hole
by geordie October 24, 2003
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smeel

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.
"Quick, smeel the badger!'
by Geordie May 07, 2004
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toot

giz a line of toot
by geordie October 24, 2003
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spliff

make a spliff
by geordie October 24, 2003
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SMB

Stands for Sad Mackem Bastards.

Used to describe Mackem Sunderland fans. Often by Newcastle United FC fans.
Don't those sad mackem bastards ever wash?
by Geordie January 09, 2004
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nob goblin

sum one who gobbels nobs
by geordie October 24, 2003
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tack

lets gan smoke sum tak in a bucket
by geordie October 24, 2003
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