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blasphunny

A portmanteau of the word "blasphemy" and "funny." Something that is outrageously religiously offensive, yet undeniably hilarious.
The day after the Broncos lost, my buddy Dan put up a picture of Jesus rolling away the stone, with the caption, "That was a good nap...wait, was the Broncos game tonight?"

Next to a picture of Jesus on the cross, three dudes doing the "M", "C", and "A" in "YMCA" - blasphunny.
by Geoff Lilley January 23, 2012
mugGet the blasphunnymug.

pornitrated

When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.
orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!
by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007
mugGet the pornitratedmug.

bumpergating

To tailgate someone so that you can read their bumper stickers.
There was this guy in front of me whose bumper was covered with funny ass stickers...I almost hit him because I was bumpergating him.
by Geoff Lilley January 24, 2008
mugGet the bumpergatingmug.

spousesided

To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.
I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"
by Geoff Lilley April 17, 2006
mugGet the spousesidedmug.

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