Geoff Lilley's definitions

brick tuesday

The day the Blackberrys went silent, and the distracted, harried, overworked drones who used them were forced to strike up conversations with people.

On Brick Tuesday, I actually had to listen to my boss in a meeting, instead of just pretending.

by Geoff Lilley May 3, 2007

rubber chicken dance

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.

"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"

by Geoff Lilley December 8, 2006

negrowth

A big ass afro on an African-American person.

That dude's Afro is beyond Afro, it's some serious Negrowth.

by Geoff Lilley May 6, 2006

spousesided

To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.

I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"

by Geoff Lilley April 17, 2006