Geoff Lilley's definitions
A portmanteau of the word "blasphemy" and "funny." Something that is outrageously religiously offensive, yet undeniably hilarious.
The day after the Broncos lost, my buddy Dan put up a picture of Jesus rolling away the stone, with the caption, "That was a good nap...wait, was the Broncos game tonight?"
Next to a picture of Jesus on the cross, three dudes doing the "M", "C", and "A" in "YMCA" - blasphunny.
Next to a picture of Jesus on the cross, three dudes doing the "M", "C", and "A" in "YMCA" - blasphunny.
by Geoff Lilley January 23, 2012
Get the blasphunnymug. Adapted from www.addictionary.org:
The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.
The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.
I went up to get my soda from the counter, but I had to take the strawphylactic off before I could drink it.
by Geoff Lilley October 31, 2007
Get the strawphylacticmug. "Dude, check out that girl with the hiphuggers on!"
"Damn, I can see the muffin top, the tramp stamp, and the whale tail all at once!"
"Real triple fashion bypass on that one."
"Damn, I can see the muffin top, the tramp stamp, and the whale tail all at once!"
"Real triple fashion bypass on that one."
by Geoff Lilley November 3, 2007
Get the triple fashion bypassmug. When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
Get the decaffitatedmug.