A design concept that is so obvious when you see it, it makes you go, "Duh! Why didn't anyone think of that before?"
by Geoff Lilley June 27, 2007
A moratorium on going to the mall, including big box stores, during the holiday season. Usually commences Black Friday and continues past Valentine's day. Done by guys who hate shopping and crowds, mostly.
"I need to go get my girlfriend a Christmas present, but I'd rather order it online. I've imposed a mallatorium between now and February."
by Geoff Lilley November 21, 2012
The one-word summary of the Facebook relationship status, "it's complicated." A person who is in an ambiguous state of single; not quite in a relationship, not quite single, and generally looking for better offers.
Chris: "Is your friend available?"
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."
by Geoff Lilley March 14, 2011
When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.
by Geoff Lilley September 04, 2008