a fat ugly she man who was born by the combination of a goat and a dyke. he thinks he can get laid when he can't.
by Gay mann August 13, 2011
by Gay mann December 23, 2011
A flavored condom that is able to be consumed. Available in a large amount of flavors. Ex. Orange Glacier, Blueberry Surprise, Etc.
Josh: Yo fool i used smackagelies last night and got laid 12 times!
John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.
John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.
by Gay mann December 22, 2009