Opdycke 

a fat ugly she man who was born by the combination of a goat and a dyke. he thinks he can get laid when he can't.

God that guy with that small penis is such a douche, he is such an Opdycke.

Opdycke by Gay mann August 16, 2011

Opdyke 

To leave a situation while having a terrible and/or fake reason to do so.

I have to Opdyke today guys, I found some new flip-flops that I have to pick up because they would go great with my jeans.

Opdyke by Tommy tsunami May 8, 2013

Emma Nancy Opdyke 

She is a girl with light brown hair and green-blue eye. Her love is pure, she's selfless, hopeful even when she's broken, and hilarious. Her jokes are a mix of puns, dad jokes, and sarcasm. She lights up any room with a smile and charm. She's extremely talented in singing, painting, and drawing. She loves food and cooking/baking. She's a huge nerd and loves to read and write poems. She's the type of girl to dance hilariously by herself. She's dorky, clumsy, bubbly, and down to earth. She trusts time and again though she fears it. She's there for others a little too much, but it's just because she doesn't want others to experience any amount of what she's had to go through. She wants someone who can live life in the moment and help her feel safe. She's truly an angel, and has a bright future ahead of her. Please don't hurt her, she's been through so much, but if you do try and make things right.

Boy: Who is that?
Girl: That's Emma Nancy Opdyke, she's so sweet!
Boy: She is hilarious, I hope we can be friends.

Emma Nancy Opdyke by EVERYTHINGWILLBEALRIGHT!99 November 22, 2021