Gatsbae's definitions

Erect Carriage

When a lady-girl be real preganananant.
like dang.

"Miss Baker over there got one real erect carriage," said Gatsbae sensually.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

Thick Body Conditioning

thiccc with three c's and godlike Asian men, combined, via the combined powers of vogue and fanfic.

"Das sum Thick Body Conditioning at work right there," Stephanie said seductively whilst glaring at a well shaped Asian man.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

Jazzercize

Exercise while in the vicinity of jazz music.
The means through which middle-aged woman convince themselves to stay fit.

"I lost three whole pounds this year by Jazzercizing this year!" said Kendal, excited about Jazzercize.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018