Definitions by Gatsbae

Lituation 

One editor proposes “lituation,” a portmanteau of “lit” and “situation.”

Their eyes glow, as though they’ve been given a shiny new toy. “Lituation! That’s hella lit.”

Lituation by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

Stanship 

A relationship involving one or more people named stan.

"Diana is in a real Stanship over there," says Birtha seductively
"But like Kyle in Southpark is totally in a Stanship if ya kno what I mean." sais Joey, holding his hands in a homosexual manner.

Stanship by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

Jazzercize 

Exercise while in the vicinity of jazz music.
The means through which middle-aged woman convince themselves to stay fit.

"I lost three whole pounds this year by Jazzercizing this year!" said Kendal, excited about Jazzercize.

Jazzercize by Gatsbae January 26, 2018