Definitions by Gateskeeper

iPod Envy

The feeling one experiences when one sees others canoodling and chuckling amiably amongst themselves, or sharing anything warm and intimate, while the person feeling this horrible feeling is trapped, alone and lonely, in the desolate atmosphere spun around them from the little block of hardware in their hand.

Miguel saw the young people laughing and teasing one another on the E train, and felt the suffocating rush of iPod envy. He turned up the volume on his Nano, but it only served to deepen his despair.

iPod Envy by gateskeeper January 24, 2008

ispot 

Pleasurable nexus of nerve endings stimulated only by purchasing things from Apple, inc. Able to receive instant bluetooth stimulation from Steve Jobs. Paralyzes critical thought centers in the brain.

Sarah could not speak as she opened the sleek packaging for her Macbook Air. She simply placed it on top of the various ipods, iphones, previous ibooks, imacs,mac minis, and her ol 7100. Then she sat back and let the device go to work on her ispot. She hadn't eaten in weeks, and a stale dead oder arose from her lower region.

ispot by gateskeeper January 24, 2008

i-whore 

person who buys anything that falls out of Steve Jobs ass. Probably had i-phone first day of release.

When Jessica was younger, she was a vivacious free-thinker. But the disappointments of life crushed her soul until she was reduced to little more than an itinerant i-whore, with a live feed to the the Apple Conference Center on I-TV, 24/7. It was easier this way.

i-whore by Gateskeeper January 22, 2008