Gary Coleman IV's definitions

gangstabear

A gangster that acts completely different around a girl he likes and turns into a teddy bear.

Man, that kid peter is really acting like a gangstabear.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Unsubstantialism

Being in a state of existence where you have a penis that can not satisfy a woman.

It sure is unlucky that Peter suffers from unsubstantialism because as a result of it, Chris did not invite him to this month's rainbow party.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

SBS

Stands for sweaty ball syndrome. It is where your balls are very sweaty, often resulting to them sticking to the side of your legs
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It is so hot today, I think I am getting SBS.

by Gary Coleman IV August 16, 2008

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

Honda

A Japanese car that runs forever and is still sporty.

Man, his Honda gets really good MPGs.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

anal beastie

When you dominate someone's anus so thoroughly that the other person cannot take a shit for approximately 5 days.

I gave Kelsey an anal beastie last night, but she should be fine in a about a week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

top cock

1. The winner of cock mania.

2. The leader in a group of roosters.

1. After dominating cock mania, Miguel deserves the distinction of top cock.

2. You see the one with the gray feathers? Yeah, he's top cock.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008