top cock

1. The winner of cock mania.

2. The leader in a group of roosters.

1. After dominating cock mania, Miguel deserves the distinction of top cock.

2. You see the one with the gray feathers? Yeah, he's top cock.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

flaming assbang

One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.

Man, Ryan seriously is a flaming assbang. I'm gonna remove his nuts while he sleeps.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Below-Jobbery

When you or a friend has, or is thinking about obtaining a job not even a Mexican would attempt to obtain even if he did get paid a good sum of money. If said fast enough, it may be mistaken for the word blowjobbery.

Man, Target is a great place for Below-Jobbery.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Fagillian

Am imaginary number used to describe a mass gathering of a million or more fags in one place.

Man, there must be a fagillian people in my closet.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

mackin'

The most awesome thing that can happen at any given time. Slang for awesome.

We are so mackin' it today, Lucas.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

anal beastie

When you dominate someone's anus so thoroughly that the other person cannot take a shit for approximately 5 days.

I gave Kelsey an anal beastie last night, but she should be fine in a about a week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

anal reaper

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.

Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008