Garett Thomas's definitions

Archaeostitute

An archaeologist who works purely for the money. Similar to a biostitute.

Archaeostitutes have to use protection, too!

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

Biostitute

A biologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Biostitutes need to use protection, too.

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

Paleostitute

A paleontologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Paleostitutes have to use protection, too!

by Garett Thomas October 6, 2006

stupid proof

Amazingly simple; impossible to mess up during the performance of.

The tally of electoral votes for Al Gore was so obviously in majority, it was stupid proof. But somehow, that changed...

by Garett Thomas September 5, 2006

paleontologist

Scientist who studies ancient fossils, specifically those of dinosaurs and concurrently living creatures. Similar to an archaeologist.

Many inaccuracies in the film "Jurassic Park" could have been solved using the knowledge of the world's top paleontologists.

by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006

karen shit

A made-up profanity used in place of real ones, like crap and fuck.

There's a test today? Karen shit!!

by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006

loserly

An attribute that is disapproved of by the popular crowd (i.e. jocks, preps, bubbleheads, etc.), or to be disapproved of by the popular crowd.

The guys in the locker room made fun of my pink underwear. I am so loserly.

by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006