Garett Thomas's definitions

stupid proof

Amazingly simple; impossible to mess up during the performance of.

The tally of electoral votes for Al Gore was so obviously in majority, it was stupid proof. But somehow, that changed...

by Garett Thomas September 5, 2006

alionic

Resembling an alien, either in form or territory.

"No way! She lives in California but can't get a tan? She's soooo alionic."

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

Archaeostitute

An archaeologist who works purely for the money. Similar to a biostitute.

Archaeostitutes have to use protection, too!

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

Biostitute

A biologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Biostitutes need to use protection, too.

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

mini jumbo

Jumbo, half-sized. Often confused with medium.

She was looking for very large noodles, but the jumbo ones were too large. That's why she searched for the mini jumbo size.

by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

loserly

An attribute that is disapproved of by the popular crowd (i.e. jocks, preps, bubbleheads, etc.), or to be disapproved of by the popular crowd.

The guys in the locker room made fun of my pink underwear. I am so loserly.

by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

root beer giver outer

One who gives out root beer, typically through its sale, at such places as a farmer's market, a circus, or a cafeteria.

I had the best root beer in my life today, and it was from the root beer giver outer in Monterey.

by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006