Garett Thomas's definitions

Archaeostitute

An archaeologist who works purely for the money. Similar to a biostitute.

Archaeostitutes have to use protection, too!

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

Paleostitute

A paleontologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Paleostitutes have to use protection, too!

by Garett Thomas October 6, 2006

mini jumbo

Jumbo, half-sized. Often confused with medium.

She was looking for very large noodles, but the jumbo ones were too large. That's why she searched for the mini jumbo size.

by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

alionic

Resembling an alien, either in form or territory.

"No way! She lives in California but can't get a tan? She's soooo alionic."

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

loserly

An attribute that is disapproved of by the popular crowd (i.e. jocks, preps, bubbleheads, etc.), or to be disapproved of by the popular crowd.

The guys in the locker room made fun of my pink underwear. I am so loserly.

by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

stupid proof

Amazingly simple; impossible to mess up during the performance of.

The tally of electoral votes for Al Gore was so obviously in majority, it was stupid proof. But somehow, that changed...

by Garett Thomas September 5, 2006

karen shit

A made-up profanity used in place of real ones, like crap and fuck.

There's a test today? Karen shit!!

by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006