Definitions by Garett Thomas

Paleostitute 

A paleontologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Paleostitutes have to use protection, too!

Paleostitute by Garett Thomas October 6, 2006

karen shit 

A made-up profanity used in place of real ones, like crap and fuck.

There's a test today? Karen shit!!

karen shit by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006

paleontologist 

Scientist who studies ancient fossils, specifically those of dinosaurs and concurrently living creatures. Similar to an archaeologist.

Many inaccuracies in the film "Jurassic Park" could have been solved using the knowledge of the world's top paleontologists.

paleontologist by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006

mini jumbo 

Jumbo, half-sized. Often confused with medium.

She was looking for very large noodles, but the jumbo ones were too large. That's why she searched for the mini jumbo size.

mini jumbo by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

loserly 

An attribute that is disapproved of by the popular crowd (i.e. jocks, preps, bubbleheads, etc.), or to be disapproved of by the popular crowd.

The guys in the locker room made fun of my pink underwear. I am so loserly.

loserly by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

root beer giver outer 

One who gives out root beer, typically through its sale, at such places as a farmer's market, a circus, or a cafeteria.

I had the best root beer in my life today, and it was from the root beer giver outer in Monterey.

root beer giver outer by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

alionic 

Resembling an alien, either in form or territory.

"No way! She lives in California but can't get a tan? She's soooo alionic."

alionic by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006