Garetholomew Meowster's definitions

Garrett

A name nobody fucking spells right.

"Hey Garret."

"Hey" - a very disappointed Garrett

by Garetholomew Meowster January 10, 2023

teavanized

when the anti-liberal media indoctrinates you with far-right propaganda and fortnite!

My friend got teavanized the other week, he called me a fatherless schizophrenic. He also likes fortnite now, which he didn't before. He has been infiltrated by the dark side.

by Garetholomew Meowster September 5, 2022

minbomb

the act of performing severe bowel movements and defecation in a comedic or humorous manner.

Minbama was minbombing in the mariachi bathrooms.

by Garetholomew Meowster January 15, 2022

Brantish

how to describe older men making sexual comments and gestures to minors.

Jacob was acting very brantish today.

by Garetholomew Meowster January 14, 2022