Gangster Twinks's definitions

Fakegive

Say you forgive someone despite the fact you still hate them

I told him I was sorry, but he said that he fakegives me!

by Gangster Twinks June 29, 2017

Hooky

A game where you ride on fish hooks and jump down before you get pulled above the surface and cooked, eaten or gift-shopped.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way.

SpongeBob: I always go to work this way.
Patrick: You're not going to work today. We're going to go play hooky!

by Gangster Twinks January 25, 2018

yesbody

The "opposite" of nobody

Bully: Nobody likes you nerd!

Nerd: Yesbody likes me!

by Gangster Twinks January 15, 2017

Big balloon body

Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.

Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?

Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!

Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!

by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017

balloonoid

A person whose body has been blown up like a balloon, and are filled with either air, helium, hexafluoride, hydrogen or water. They are spherical and can only bounce and roll as means of transportation.

My girlfriend ate a magic fruit and it caused her to turn into a great big, cuddly balloonoid!

by Gangster Twinks February 21, 2023

Faggot

A person who gets excessively mad at someone for accidentally doing something bad as if they did it deliberately.

Jason: *Accidentally drops his brother's Switch

His brother: JASON HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY NINTENDO SWITCH I HAD LOTS OF GAMES TO PLAY AND NOW I CANT PLAY THEM EVER AGAIN THATS IT YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 13085778702601080928347932749382841092472391204732328091274092384 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE A FAGGOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Gangster Twinks October 26, 2020

Chad

Someone who has had sex at least once in their life before, as opposed to a virgin. Even rapists and rape victims are chads. Your mom and dad became chads to conceive you!

I just had sex! And now I'm a chad!

by Gangster Twinks June 9, 2022