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Definitions by Gangster Twinks

A game where you ride on fish hooks and jump down before you get pulled above the surface and cooked, eaten or gift-shopped.
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way.

SpongeBob: I always go to work this way.
Patrick: You're not going to work today. We're going to go play hooky!
Hooky by Gangster Twinks January 25, 2018
The scariest piece of shit every Spongebob fan has ever seen! A terrifying part butterfly part horsefly! It always presses it's ugly face against the forth wall throughout the episode "Wormy". It's very unpredictable. You'll never feel the same again!
Bouncer: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how touch are ya?

Fan: How though am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I watched the Spongebob episode Wormy last night!

Bouncer: Yeah, so?

Fan: Without shitting myself.
Wormy by Gangster Twinks July 12, 2017
Say you forgive someone despite the fact you still hate them
I told him I was sorry, but he said that he fakegives me!
Fakegive by Gangster Twinks June 29, 2017

Babysitter 

I don't want a babysitter! I'm not a baby, and I don't want to be sat on!
A person who is considered mean. Similar to:

Asshole
Asshat
Bitch
Bully
Dick
Dirtbag
Douche
Douchebag
Jerk
I'm Sammy Bagel Jr, I'm happy to meet all of you, except for this meshugenah cunt over here.
Cunt by Gangster Twinks May 25, 2017

Big balloon body

Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.
Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?

Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!

Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!
The "opposite" of nobody
Bully: Nobody likes you nerd!

Nerd: Yesbody likes me!
yesbody by Gangster Twinks January 15, 2017