Gangster Twinks's definitions

Babysitter

A person who sits on babies

I don't want a babysitter! I'm not a baby, and I don't want to be sat on!

by Gangster Twinks June 1, 2017

yesbody

The "opposite" of nobody

Bully: Nobody likes you nerd!

Nerd: Yesbody likes me!

by Gangster Twinks January 15, 2017

Wormy

The scariest piece of shit every Spongebob fan has ever seen! A terrifying part butterfly part horsefly! It always presses it's ugly face against the forth wall throughout the episode "Wormy". It's very unpredictable. You'll never feel the same again!

Bouncer: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how touch are ya?

Fan: How though am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I watched the Spongebob episode Wormy last night!

Bouncer: Yeah, so?

Fan: Without shitting myself.

by Gangster Twinks July 12, 2017

Fakegive

Say you forgive someone despite the fact you still hate them

I told him I was sorry, but he said that he fakegives me!

by Gangster Twinks June 29, 2017

Can't

A broken can.

Put those soda can'ts into the recycling.

by Gangster Twinks April 19, 2018

Rabbicide

The killing of a rabbit, hare or pika (Lagomorph)

Thomas McGregor: I do have some tendencies.

Peter Rabbit: Yeah, to commit rabbicide! (Is that a word?)

by Gangster Twinks July 13, 2018

Faggot

A person who gets excessively mad at someone for accidentally doing something bad as if they did it deliberately.

Jason: *Accidentally drops his brother's Switch

His brother: JASON HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY NINTENDO SWITCH I HAD LOTS OF GAMES TO PLAY AND NOW I CANT PLAY THEM EVER AGAIN THATS IT YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 13085778702601080928347932749382841092472391204732328091274092384 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE A FAGGOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Gangster Twinks October 26, 2020