GageTheDictionaryGeek's definitions

Ass Whoopin

Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way

Get your ass over here! You're about to get an Ass Whoopin boy!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

red handed

The exact moment of seeing a person doing illegal acts.

Caught red handed! You're under arrest for vandalism, stealing, smoking indoors, and driving drunk!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 4, 2016

Spankin

Popping a toddler's hand with a hairbrush when he's in trouble

You're getting a spankin for drawing on that brand new wall!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

Man Eggs

A sauce that contains oil, egg yolks, an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice.

This is commonly referred to as mayonnaise, or mayo, for short.

Hard-boiled eggs and “man eggs” make a tasty egg salad, especially for sandwiches!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek January 20, 2022

jackass

A person who is as stupid as a donkey

"Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself!"

"Ha ha ha! Go on, Laugh, Make a jackass out of yourself! I'm through, this is the end!"

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 6, 2016

death bike

A motorcycle with a loud and scary-sounding exhaust, especially a Harley Davidson with ape hangers, long front wheel forks and long fishtail exhaust pipes.

That death bike scared the hell out of me with that loud and scary exhaust.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek April 14, 2023

Mall Cop

A security guard in a private property, such as an office building, mall, hospital, hotel, museum, store, etc. As soon as they greet you, they sometimes say, "Can I help you?"

I got thrown out of the Tucson Mall for a day by mall cops for filming the elevators there because they thought of it as suspicious activity.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 5, 2020