Gabriel D. Sanchez's definitions

twurf

a pussy murf. combination of words "twat" and "murf".

Andrew: Did you see that one chick in the spandex shorts.

Gabe: Hell yeah, she was rockin' a mean twurf.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez June 1, 2009

shelbows

When an extremely obese person's shoulder fat appears to travel south and engulf the person's elbow. Combination of "shoulder" and "elbows".

Brett: Yo, check out that dude in line at Baskin Robbins.

Gabe: Geez, looks like he doesn't need any more ice cream cause he's rocking some crazy shelbows.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009

wetbackian

another take on slang term wetback. Persons immigrating from Mexico.

Matias is a wetbackian.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 29, 2009

no chinian

person who's chin seems absent almost as if their neck starts below their mouth and shoots straight to below adam's apple area

People who are no chinians freak me out. And adults with niblet teeth.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 29, 2009

ear funk

The nasty aroma you can smell when someone with large gauged earlobes forgets to clean his jewlery for days at a time, allowing dead skin, dried sweat, and any styling products to build up and make a creamy white-yellowish belly button, toe-jam smelling substance.

Earlier today I leaned in to tell Andrew a secret, and I swear he had the nastiest ear funk going on.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 26, 2009

man-pooch

Large accumalation of fat above a man's genitalia where it looks like a seperate mound of fat aside from the stomach.

Brett: Hey, check out that tweedle dee looking motherfucker over there wearing those tight ass jeans.

Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009

bass

When it is impossible to distinguish where an obese person's back fat ends and their ass begins. Combination of the words "back" and "ass".

Nacho: Hey, that new guy William Jones that started yesterday, is one fat motherfucker.

Gabe: Fuck yeah, he's so fat that he don't just have ass, he's got bass.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 22, 2009