8 definitions by Gabriel D. Sanchez
The nasty aroma you can smell when someone with large gauged earlobes forgets to clean his jewlery for days at a time, allowing dead skin, dried sweat, and any styling products to build up and make a creamy white-yellowish belly button, toe-jam smelling substance.
Earlier today I leaned in to tell Andrew a secret, and I swear he had the nastiest ear funk going on.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 26, 2009
person who's chin seems absent almost as if their neck starts below their mouth and shoots straight to below adam's apple area
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 29, 2009
When it is impossible to distinguish where an obese person's back fat ends and their ass begins. Combination of the words "back" and "ass".
Nacho: Hey, that new guy William Jones that started yesterday, is one fat motherfucker.
Gabe: Fuck yeah, he's so fat that he don't just have ass, he's got bass.
Gabe: Fuck yeah, he's so fat that he don't just have ass, he's got bass.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 22, 2009
Andrew: Did you see that one chick in the spandex shorts.
Gabe: Hell yeah, she was rockin' a mean twurf.
Gabe: Hell yeah, she was rockin' a mean twurf.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez June 1, 2009
Matias is a wetbackian.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 29, 2009
When an extremely obese person's shoulder fat appears to travel south and engulf the person's elbow. Combination of "shoulder" and "elbows".
Brett: Yo, check out that dude in line at Baskin Robbins.
Gabe: Geez, looks like he doesn't need any more ice cream cause he's rocking some crazy shelbows.
Gabe: Geez, looks like he doesn't need any more ice cream cause he's rocking some crazy shelbows.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009
Last night when my girlfriend dropped her panties, I swear I could smell her panushka from across the room.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 20, 2009