Gabe Ryan's definitions

crotchulism

A disease riddled Johnson or Poonani that emits odiferous waves of toxic stank.

Bitch, I wasn't about to suck his dick. His downstairs smelled like crotchulism.

by Gabe Ryan September 22, 2016

Disengayge

A gay break up.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're gonna have to disengayge.

by Gabe Ryan March 9, 2013

Dykoon

A powerful lesbian, or muff mogul.

For someone who came out two weeks ago, Debbie's already quite the dykoon.

by Gabe Ryan November 28, 2012