GaViN's definitions

shiatsu

non hand shandy massage
favoured by hippies and yoghurt weavers
very nice really

make me a cup of tea

by gavin September 28, 2003

yoghurt weaver

someone who makes yoghurt and weaves baskets.
also pacifistic pikey
tends to dwell in Totnes

typical statement: do you want to see my bag of information?

by gavin September 14, 2003

cottage

baby storage centre

:R Kellys taken my baby
:don't worry we can pop down the cottage latter and pick you up another one

by gavin September 28, 2003

Rub the cooch

To stimulate a woman's clitoris.

"Just rub the cooch man. she'll get so horny."

by Gavin December 9, 2004

techno

pikey sounds used to annoy the upper-middle classes

we had a 20k rig, dog fighting an' all on that cunts farm.

by gavin September 14, 2003

up to the lions nose

a accurate or correct judgement of scale. usually height but could be any of the 4 main dimensions

:do you reckon thats a pint?
:that looks up to the lions nose to me

by gavin March 12, 2004

Bod

indecisive cunt who gets a frog to decide what milkshake wants

mmmmmmm chocolate

by gavin September 28, 2003