GUY's definitions

Shit Wank

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.

Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you

by guy May 4, 2004

turkey club

During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time

Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one

by guy May 15, 2007

zep

Nickname or shortened version of the band name Led Zepplin.

I LOVE hearing Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" when I'm high.

by guy May 2, 2003

Gildenstar

A very sexy, intelligent, fiercely passionate, and extroverted woman.

Entering into the room like a Gildenstar, Laura made her way to the bar with many eyes staring at her.

by Guy November 28, 2004

babe

Thing which is fun to pass time by staring at.

man I have been watcing that chick for hours.

by guy July 11, 2003

chavdom

The fabled kingdom of everything chav, or an affectionate (ha ha) name for an area containing a lot of Chavies and Chavet`s.

The Chav's from chavdom

by Guy March 18, 2005

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 18, 2006