turkey club

During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time

Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one

by guy May 15, 2007

Shit Wank

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.

Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you

by guy May 04, 2004

frot

actual, factual, real deal, no-girls-allowed, sex between men, rubbing penises together between two humping bodies or within a single hand

I wanna frot you like an animal.

by Guy April 24, 2004

blue crush

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

by guy July 01, 2004

decrepit

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...

by Guy January 26, 2004

plz

1.What really cool/useful people type in Instant Messengers and forums because it's obviously too much trouble to type three extra letters. In fact, we should change all instances of the letters "ease" to "z" in the English language, since, apparently, they make the same sound.

1. plz! u r so wrong. ur a fag. (pronounced "PLZZZ! Ooh rrr so wrong. Err a fag." to everyone except for the very dumb and confused author and his/her moronic friends/fellow institute patients)

by guy November 23, 2003

shester

A response that means "sure" in a passive way.

Chess Player: Do you want to play Chester?
Friend: Shester.

by Guy April 28, 2003