GUESS's definitions

dumsanzo

(1) the conservative joe disanzo. he says everyone who disagrees with him are "liberals" even know their not. he knows nothing about politics even know he watches the most conservative news channel (fox news) all day long. he doesn't like black people and is against abortion even know he's not a women and will never have a child. he thinks the patriot act is a good idea. he constantly talks about bill o reily which would lead some to think he has sexual fantasies about him. even though peers show him hardocore documents detailing some of the failures of the bush administration he says its "bullshit".
(2) a conservative who knows nothing about being a conservative and is only one because the traits of the parents rub off on them.
(3) unable to think outside of the box for more then 5 seconds
(4) thinks he's a conservative even know he shares hard moral beleifs with liberals

me: joe did u go on FTW.com its a INDEPENDENT JOURNALISM sit.

joe: mike you are such a stupid liberal prick. i'm gonna go on Bill O' Reilys website and write letters to him. and when i grow up i'm gonna join the KKK

me: joe, u know that u have liberal views and i'm not even a liberal i just don't like politics

joe: no, mike ur are a stupid liberal. liberals are so stupid. bye mike i'm going to try to find naked pictures of bill and sean hannity one the internet

by guess March 30, 2004

Grassroots

Buncha crazy assholes.

The guy who wrote the other entry and his friends sure are a buncha crazy grassroots assholes. I mean, come on. Oligarchal?

by Guess August 6, 2004

gnat butter

n. that yellow ooze at the end of a dog's dick, often surrounded by gnats

Dude, your dog just licked off his gnat butter.

by guess January 12, 2005

sittable

Refering to something you can sit on, esp something comfortable to sit on.

The couch in the office is very sittable. Eat that, Andrew!

by Guess January 26, 2004

Berina

A black kung-fu fighing labrador. Know to fight crime in the underground Chicago drug scene.

Berina caught that druggie...

by Guess April 6, 2005

Fusionrift.com

My site, and it's good. Assholes.

We have things

by Guess August 18, 2003

gelert

A very confused reindeer, no wonder they are confused, considering what James does to them.

The gelert tried to escape as James attempted to do unspeakable things to it

by guess February 13, 2005