GOd's definitions

fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

by God April 6, 2005

cunt pajama

A person who sucks up their cunt juices with their pajamas, which is also a metaphor for a person who constantly saturates your life with insignificant banter, see also ass clown.

That bitch is such a cunt pajama, she never stops talking.

by God December 7, 2004

nipple cock

When a women's nipple becomes aroused and reaches a lenght of over 4 inches, it therefore declared a nipple cock.

Yo man!! look at Sally's nipple cock!! It's shooting out milk!!

As soon as he rubbed my boobies, I grew intense nipple cocks everywhere.

by God December 7, 2004

Maura Face

When butterflies fly through the air and puppies sing their lovely puppy songs.

Man, its totally a Maura Face day right now. I just hope the Maura Face does not get Maura Faced in the Maura Face with a Maura Face.

by God December 8, 2004

Mooninite

2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.

An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.

by God December 9, 2004

mongaloid

someone who is stoned and stupid

you mongaloid you ate all my food

by god December 10, 2004

crystal palace

loved by the fans. the one true team in english football. worshiped by many other sets of fans including charlton, millwall, brighton etc.

is that the 12 disciples. no, its ian dowie and his 11 eagles

by god December 10, 2004