GOOBER's definitions

AFFC

Acronym for "A Feast for Crows," the fourth book in George R. R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" series (ASOIAF), a series that owns more than anything in the history of the multiverse has ever owned.

OMFG when the FUCK does AFFC come out?

by goober June 9, 2004

ASOIAF

Literary perfection.

clearly ASOIAF >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOTR

by goober June 9, 2004

hershy highway

Slang for your poop chute.

"Hey, I'll be in the steakhouse ride'n the Hershy Highway if anyone needs me."

by Goober April 5, 2004

green folder

When an obese persons belly folds over their genitalia and they can't wash it thoroughly so a green fungi begins to grow in the fold.

Dude, that is some seriously nasty green folder, you should get it checked out.

by Goober February 20, 2015

Wankchop

A complete tosser, usually driving a peny-envy car

"Fuckin' wankchop just cut me up!!"

by Goober May 13, 2005

Smallville

The best TV show in the whole world, with the hottest guy in the whole world.

Person one: Hey, is that Smallville you're watching?
Person two: Yeah, isn't it the best show in the world?
Person one: OMG, Tom Welling is the hottest guy on Earth, and Krypton!

by Goober January 24, 2005